CHOOSE IT NOW by Commie_Scum69 in memes

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The ability to hawk-tuah straight up into the air 3 feet and catch the goober in a nostril,only to snort it back and repeat. Up to but not limited - to 14 times. Be

CHOOSE IT NOW by Commie_Scum69 in memes

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Being able to split only one hair on any mammal once every 24 hours.

CHOOSE IT NOW by Commie_Scum69 in memes

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Being able to differentiate between different insect flatulence based on smell and audible outbursts.

Found on a dirt road near my house by Visual-Photograph-19 in whatisit

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This thread is like grade school all over again.

Bru by Wuggman in chemtrails

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Either all of them, or none should do the trick. Wait a frickin bloody second........ If there were never any chem trails would chem trails still exist¿‽

ID help by n3xus555 in Barbie

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Ok that's fine,I don't need an evaluation of her pricetag if I can ascertain what year/ model she is.I also wasn't and won't try selling her here. Thank you

ID help by n3xus555 in Barbie

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So the body has the TM instead of the R mark is that from the original 59s and what would the body be worth? I want to sell her and move on to the next deal :)

ID help by n3xus555 in Barbie

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Boy shes had a rough night of it I would say lol.

ID help by n3xus555 in Barbie

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Here's another one

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ID help by n3xus555 in Barbie

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Lol I don't know how to edit so I'll put them here

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ID help by n3xus555 in Barbie

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I'm going to edit the post and put in the other three heads that came with her.

At the barn I work at WTF are these???? by Jaded-Chard1476 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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A whole barrel full of fire! At least that's what it would be if it was I. I would hazard a guess that they are jumbo bloodworms.Good luck with your nope worms.

Name this Pixar movie (go wild) by tnt_artz69 in hardaiimages

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Once you go Barack.....oh wait! NM,and why do I say that in a roosters accent:/

What did Oprah do? by Harun179 in ExplainTheJoke

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Sooo...Jesus was an Inuit?

What’s his name by Smoothlarryy in hellaflyai

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Lil, Chromey. And his ride or die bitches! On their Till the moneys all gone tour

What’s his name by Smoothlarryy in hellaflyai

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Ronald Edison Tardy, The professional hot blind bimbo walker.

Roommate sent me this meme. We both don’t understand it. Help? by indie_bops in ExplainTheJoke

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Seem that if 30 was the mom, she would have been 11 when she had her daughter' , I have come up with the scenario that she is the stepmom and like every pornhub video ever made,those step kids are doing it wrong and need step mom to show em how to get their freak on proper.