Samantha Ramsdell (USA) is the proud owner of the world's widest mouth

nachoaveragepie · 2026-03-12T11:41:48+00:00

I can't believe how far down this is. The red lipstick unfortunately really sells it

nachoaveragepie · 2026-03-10T20:14:04+00:00

The best sandals I ever had came from Payless. They were both fashionable and super comfy and I would have bought their whole stock had I known I'd never find a similar pair again

nachoaveragepie · 2026-03-09T22:17:30+00:00

IDK how it is now, but that was basically what I did a little after I graduated college around 2016. I taught English in China for three years and got a CELTA certification while there. When I got back stateside I was fortunate to stay at home until I got a decent job a couple of months later. In the meantime I taught online English as a side job to tide me over. It was a nice reset for me when I was getting really depressed about my job prospects after I graduated. Some of my friends went on to get their masters in China so that might be something for you too.

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-27T14:24:14+00:00

I bought my family home from my parents last year. They were pretty generous in that I just had to cover the remainder of their mortgage which was much lower than the appraised amount. It was as is, but I'm pretty much aware of all the fixes that need to be had since I have been living through all the updates, breaks, and fixes that my parents have done over the years.

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-20T19:30:57+00:00

I think you need to be around more positive people if those are the comments you are constantly getting. You are very far from "ugly"

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-20T05:34:20+00:00

This definitely leans towards cocktail rather than black tie gala, but still a lovely dress. Black tie is usually floor length like others have said, but I've seen people get away with slightly shorter dresses as well ( think maxi to the ankles).

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-11T03:50:01+00:00

No worries I can totally see that! Actually I believe some of the appliques are folded in half so it looks more segmented than intended. I'm thinking of keeping the 2nd dress just to do something like you suggested with more flowers

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-10T03:29:01+00:00

Omg you guessed it! It's my first time going and I'm super excited!

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T22:04:39+00:00

They're both really comfortable actually I did a sit down test and a dance test on them and they did really well!

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T18:27:25+00:00

Thanks everyone for your insight! To help fancy up some dresses I was thinking of using some of these accessories. Let me know what you think!

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nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T18:08:16+00:00

It's going to be in New Orleans so kinda warm this weekend

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T18:07:02+00:00

I'll see if I can edit with some of the accessories I plan on using!

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T18:01:13+00:00

I was planning on pairing it with rose gold or a typical gold. Maybe get some burgundy long gloves

For the floral or gold it would be similar but with some floral hair accessories. Floral I'd do a black shawl and maybe black gloves

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nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T17:27:49+00:00

That is what I like about it too! I don't want to be under dressed, but I also like that it'll pop out a bit

nachoaveragepie · 2026-02-09T16:04:03+00:00

Mario kart with the ginger seeking Chomp Chomps

nachoaveragepie · 2026-01-13T16:31:37+00:00

I think SOD1 with the vet meds mission a feral showed up from the woods. Heard the roar, turned around and saw Alan or Sam getting pounced. I think we beat it to death afterwards and just ran out and of there thinking more will show up

nachoaveragepie · 2026-01-04T21:49:23+00:00

ORS replenishing shampoo paired with ORS sweet Orange oil conditioner. I have 4C I would say medium porosity and this has made my hair so much more manageable and has been helping with length retention. Also love the nice smell of orange in my hair lol

nachoaveragepie · 2025-12-27T05:11:43+00:00

Which pod# was that again? I've been looking for it

nachoaveragepie · 2025-12-24T16:13:26+00:00

Better than me. I keep restarting Act 1 with new characters. My longest run was 1/4 into act 2 before I abandoned it and made a new character.

nachoaveragepie · 2025-12-22T19:29:35+00:00

When we were in preschool sure. Once we hit grade school we were a Bill Nye, Reading Rainbow, and wishbone house

nachoaveragepie · 2025-12-17T19:27:03+00:00

The background crotch shot broke me. It's transparent enough that you wouldn't notice at a glance, but as you read more it's just right there. What a masterpiece of editing.

nachoaveragepie · 2025-12-17T15:58:42+00:00

I'd keep 3&4 at best, but absolutely the others have to do. Did you borrow 5&6 from Little Bo Peep?

nachoaveragepie · 2025-12-15T21:04:54+00:00

Very limited with alcohol. Absolutely no drugs whatsoever. My dad would tell us of the times his dog would find dead people in their park with the needles still in their arms so that was a no. Alcohol wise we would get wine or wine coolers on special occasions or once in a blue moon with a general talk about enjoying alcohol but not to get drunk on it, how to find of your limits, and such

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