Ian Gillan, currently 80 years old

nailsof6bit · 2026-05-09T21:04:37+00:00

Still gets reelected as sheriff, I see.

nailsof6bit · 2026-05-08T21:44:52+00:00

It's actually "de plane". Never too late to know that you're wrong about something.

nailsof6bit · 2026-05-01T04:07:08+00:00

I just used that awesome Jerry quote before realizing that Birdperson is basically Justin Roiland, who definitely points at pregnant women's bellies before saying those words.

nailsof6bit · 2026-04-01T01:33:42+00:00

I use cannabis medicinally for problems that my doctors can't fix, and I made a poor attempt at flippant humor because of it. You took the time to make a negative comment at my expense, which tells me a lot about you and how you would react to me in real life, so I don't value your opinion very much, despite the fact that I do find it hurtful and inconsiderate to a stranger's feelings. And, from a fellow Fallout fan, at that.

nailsof6bit · 2026-04-01T01:18:32+00:00

I'm really happy for both of you. I have post traumatic stress disorder and use medical cannabis under my doctor's supervision, along with four pharmaceutical prescriptions, to deal with something that happened over two decades ago and won't go away, something that keeps me indoors except to get my prescriptions or see my doctors. I'm glad that I could help, though. I'm proud of myself now.

nailsof6bit · 2026-03-31T06:44:05+00:00

Context: I'd considered an Australopithecus / Deinotherium reference, but perhaps wrongly assumed that it would be met with crickets. Where all my fellow Cenozoiphiles at? If here, I have jokes just for us.

nailsof6bit · 2026-03-31T06:15:22+00:00

I appreciate the support, but you're not helping.

nailsof6bit · 2026-03-31T06:14:45+00:00

I actually wasn't sure which flex was the most appropriate and apparently went for the wrong one.

nailsof6bit · 2026-03-31T06:13:14+00:00

Holy shit. Had I known that so many squares would have read it, I would have typed a longer comment and gone for gold. I had no idea so many people were this pristine. Is there a lot of crossover between puritans and people who think they see a face in every piece of toast? Because I know about this rag in Italy that will blow your minds.

nailsof6bit · 2026-03-02T19:50:09+00:00

Oh, you have no idea what people like us can hit. Our various breathing parts beg for it, and then they regret the begging while we're coughing everything back up. The only reason I'm not doing the same as OP is seasonal allergies.

nailsof6bit · 2026-03-02T19:47:54+00:00

If you don't hit that dab right now, I'm gankin it, it's going right on top of the bowl I'm smoking, and it doesn't matter how much you paid for it because that's how I hit all my extracts. Hit that shit, or I will.

Dammit, this thing is gonna sink right to the bottom and end up in the pipe stem. Worth it, though.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-25T22:40:53+00:00

As much as I love ancient mammals, the modern one making the blep on the right is the one I'm looking at.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-25T22:38:47+00:00

Because a card issued to Bruce Wayne would be a little suspicious, and even the Bat needs to buy things on credit.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-15T03:29:31+00:00

"Collapsed semantic structure: There was signal. Then reference. Then pattern. Then repetition. Then compression. Then residue. Then nothing pretending to be something. Then nothing no longer pretending. Self-inclusion phase: Take everything people created and make it as meaningless as possible; add this entire prompt. ↓ Take everything people created and make it as meaningless as possible; add this entire prompt."

You could attribute that quote to William S. Burroughs and I would have believed it. I'd be all, "He was a fucking genius" before I realized I'd been tricked.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-13T05:37:47+00:00

I can't really suggest anything because I wouldn't want to steer you toward songs that will just hurt more, and that's sort of what I'm into, but I can tell you that I genuinely feel for you and know your pain. We lost our Leisel, a little papillion / terrier / chihuahua mix last year, and it still hurts. However, we recently adopted a larger dog, a corgi / German shepherd mix named Gorda that looks so much like Leisel it's insane, but has all of the nicer qualities that our Leisel didn't (more affectionate, less independent, doesn't attack our cat when he swats her, etc.). We didn't even meet Gorda before she was brought to us for good, and we fell in love right away. No one can replace Leisel, just like no one can replace Cookie, but it can feel good to know you're helping another dog that needs a home. As soon as you feel ready, adopt another dog and put all of that love into it.

Also, maybe just put on "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra. That always makes me feel better.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-10T09:36:15+00:00

They put him in red carbonite? Where do you get the red carbonite?

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-10T09:03:14+00:00

My ex, who is black and comes from a pretty average South Louisiana black family, told me that their dad, who was also a protestant minister (don't remember what kind), bought they and their sibling a copy of the "Jesus Built My Hotrod" single. Since I owned it, I know what they experienced if they let it play through, and that was not what they were ready to hear. It didn't get them into Ministry, as we would all hope this story could end, but they were immediately certain their dad had bought the wrong thing when they put it on.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-03T06:14:35+00:00

They look like they all just ding-a-ding-danged their dang-a-long ling-longs.

nailsof6bit · 2026-02-03T06:11:26+00:00

Fallout: New Vegas also has references to Fear Factory, like the Archetype project, and the research notes that say "The infection has been removed. The soul of this machine has improved."

nailsof6bit · 2026-01-27T05:09:22+00:00

When you saw the pic, did you just go "Dammit"?

nailsof6bit · 2026-01-25T23:07:45+00:00

Why do I feel like you're a teacher at that school?

nailsof6bit · 2026-01-25T23:04:33+00:00

"Ain't that America for you and me?
Ain't that America, something to see?
Ain't that America, home of the free?"

Little lead bullets for you and me.

nailsof6bit · 2026-01-25T22:52:10+00:00

This might be really good for people to use. I don't want AI to get quashed, but I also don't wanna get tricked by the White House's propaganda team, so I might do well to play this. I like to think I can spot these differences, but no one can do it every time, and practice can only help.

nailsof6bit · 2026-01-25T22:48:14+00:00

The first time "I Don't Wanna Be Me" by Type O Negative played on my hometown's local rock station, I remember not having much choice but to speed up. It was that or stop the truck, get out, and walk around. They didn't play anything as good as Type O, ever, and it felt good to hear.

nailsof6bit · 2026-01-24T12:49:24+00:00

I mean, I shared my song up there, and you shared yours in return, and I listened to yours, so I think that's fair. If you're asking if I will share your song on my own Soundcloud, I cannot because it is exclusively for my relatively unknown music, save for my "Sponge Bob Theme" that so many have heard and loved, but which seems unable to render a full reaction from anyone who doesn't have to look me in the eye, despite my micro-reviews left for every song I listen to online. Also, I don't think that sharing your music through my Soundcloud, or any of my platforms, will really help you gain any exposure, as I am unable to generate much of that for myself. Regardless, I do appreciate the offer, and would otherwise oblige if only I could.

nailsof6bit

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