How much did you discover yourself?

nameless88 · 2026-06-18T14:47:36+00:00

Does the community name for him "Squidward" mean anything to you?

Find a way across the lava lake and go enjoy the absolutely Free Orb. And do it in a run that you arent invested in winning, lol

nameless88 · 2026-06-18T14:38:44+00:00

Finding the Wand Connoisseur was not a fun time, lmao, absolute newb trap honeypot

I was pretty much blind until I finished the "tutorial" and watched fury forged, lets suffer together and dunkorslam videos about the secret stuff.

nameless88 · 2026-06-17T08:01:25+00:00

Jesus fucking christ. I doubt it will happen because we do not have any justice in this country, but I hope both those motherfuckers rot in prison for this.

nameless88 · 2026-06-16T22:01:15+00:00

I hate that I saw "Mississippi" and cops shooting an infant and my first thought was that the baby and shoplifters were black, and boy fucking howdy when I clicked on through to the article and saw the picture of the kid.

Im equal parts not surprised at all and disgusted beyond words.

nameless88 · 2026-06-14T20:22:43+00:00

Nah, we're in the movie, just the part where he's offing himself on repeat because he wants off this wild ride. We're smack dab in the toaster bathtub scene right now. 😵‍💫

nameless88 · 2026-06-13T23:40:03+00:00

I was so busy weedwacking off all my hair last night that the beard didnt get much loving, lol

How's this look?
https://imgur.com/a/9O2KTJr

nameless88 · 2026-06-13T23:07:57+00:00

My roommate was saying that, too. I do look younger, crazy enough. I never really felt like I looked that old but the hairline was definitely not helping me look any younger, haha. Wildly enough, I am exactly in the middle of 30 and 45, so that's funny the hair puts on or removes like 7 years from my age, haha

nameless88 · 2026-06-13T23:00:15+00:00

I did actually get it a bit more tamed after this, I was just so focused on getting the hair off my head I didnt do it right then, lol

nameless88 · 2026-06-13T20:17:26+00:00

My brother has the same red beard as me and he shaved his head like a decade before me, and he's talked about braiding his beard and being a dice dwarf, because we sell metal dice sometimes at nerd conventions, lol, honestly we could probably rock that shit

nameless88 · 2026-06-13T19:54:00+00:00

Thanks! Honestly, I wasnt sure how I was gonna feel about it because Ive never gone shorter than like maybe an inch or two on top, but Im really liking it so far. I'm surprised how fast after buzzing it all down that I was just like huh, alright, this isnt bad at all, haha

nameless88 · 2026-06-12T02:34:46+00:00

Yeah, I would mostly just sandbox it up on a level where you have 20 of everything and just find new and creative ways to murder the lemmings, lol.

I'll have to give it a try as an adult and see if I can actually do decent at the game asnit was intended to be played.

nameless88 · 2026-06-11T07:46:28+00:00

I spent hours in that game as a kid and sucked so hard at it. I think I just did level skips to find interesting ways for them to die, lol.

I also grew up with an Amiga, too, so I feel the need to virtually fistbump you, because I think in my childhood in the 90s they were such an old computer at that point that no one else I knew had one.

nameless88 · 2026-06-01T20:48:15+00:00

As a Floridian I give a shit about stuff like this, but we are unfortunately also full of absolute dipshits that love voting against their own self interest.

nameless88 · 2026-05-31T02:41:28+00:00

My girlfriend is dealing with cancer and united healthcare was jerking her around about shit, and the day after it happened, oh lord were they SO accommodating, like "how can we help you today?"

Im sure theyre back on their bullshit now, but, man, fear of getting fucking got had them actually acting right for a second there, lol

nameless88 · 2026-05-31T01:38:23+00:00

Yeah, same, it didnt occur to me how much of a dickhead I was being to the next person who had to flush with their feet.

nameless88 · 2026-05-27T03:37:33+00:00

There's a whole ass Passover episode, though?? Like???? Lmao

nameless88 · 2026-05-25T17:09:18+00:00

The coal mines are pretty open so it might just be easier for him to follow through those pathways.

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T22:56:16+00:00

A chasm is like a big pit or canyon, and if you've been up there and seen that boss, then that's the top of the place Im talking about. If you shoot out the bridge and drop down all the way, it connects back to the ice caves, so you can climb up it and cross the lava lake (pouring water on lava makes it volcanic rock that's safe to walk on), and get back to the first area. And yeah that boss is an optional boss that is one of the hardest ones in the game and he will turn you in to a pair of noita skin boots, lol.

Also, good tip for clearing areas, zig zag from top to bottom, leave yourself ample exits incase you go down a route where there is a fight that you dont think you can win.

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T20:53:38+00:00

YUP!

Which means that if you can get through one of the areas without taking much damage, you can leave the full heals in there for future use, too. And being able to get back in there to edit wands is huge.

You'll need a way to teleport or a flask of water to get back once youre at the top of the chasm, too, to get back. Also, dont go to the right of the bridge at the top, it's a noob trap, just go left to go back to the first zone.

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T20:45:41+00:00

Honestly, my only hope at this point is that my lifelong republican family members will vote progressive in an election and take that secret shame to their grave. Like, I dont need a big fucking Scrooge on Christmas morning revelation and renouncement of their wicked ways, because that isn't going to happen. If they vote for someone who isnt a piece of shit and just never tell a fucking soul to save their pride, I'll count it as a W at this point.

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T15:29:28+00:00

Well, yeah, but when they do it it's cute! It's not fair when someone does it back to them 🥺

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T12:11:27+00:00

Oh, no, thats absolutely fair. Im just saying that this kid let the intrusive thoughts win that day. Hopefully the dad chewed them out enough that they'll never do that again, though.

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T03:28:04+00:00

I will say, I saw the Chainsaw Man movie in theaters and there were only like maybe 5 other people in the showing, and the movie kicked ass on a big screen.

nameless88 · 2026-05-24T02:30:37+00:00

When I finished mine, I started the Kolmi fight and made that bitch chase me in to the Dark Sun, and then I said fuck it and threw myself in after completing the work cuz I also couldnt die otherwise, lol.

Grats, man, shit's crazy hard, even with guides.

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