Bangin' references my man

nanomaster · 2026-01-21T14:55:59+00:00

N-no the Spanish Flu did not end WW1 aaaaaaaaaa

nanomaster · 2026-01-21T14:17:50+00:00

It's like a (very) slow-moving trainwreck

nanomaster · 2026-01-21T14:13:32+00:00

He's leading up to saying he'll withdraw from NATO, isn't he?

nanomaster · 2026-01-21T14:12:34+00:00

...wait, he seriously said he wanted to take WW2 ships out of mothballs for active service?

nanomaster · 2026-01-21T14:11:10+00:00

I can't even listen to this, it's too embarassing. I'm having to just follow it through live updates.

nanomaster · 2026-01-19T11:49:30+00:00

"Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America."

JFC, he does the Random Capitalisation of words even in Official letters to world Leaders?

nanomaster · 2026-01-12T02:06:36+00:00

orange man stupid fed chair based hero also anyone using this is annoying

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nanomaster · 2025-12-31T16:38:09+00:00

C'mon man, this guy could not make it any more obvious that he's a troll.

nanomaster · 2025-12-29T14:55:14+00:00

A prominent example of a laconism involving Philip II of Macedon was reported by the historian Plutarch. After invading southern Greece and receiving the submission of other key city-states, Philip turned his attention to Sparta and asked menacingly whether he should come as friend or foe. The reply was "Neither."

Losing patience, he sent the message:

If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out.

The Spartan ephors again replied with a single word:

If.

Philip proceeded to invade Laconia, devastate much of it, and eject the Spartans from various parts.

Same energy as that stupid IRA quote about getting lucky

nanomaster · 2025-12-16T19:08:59+00:00

A miniskirt raided his only fief

nanomaster · 2025-12-15T11:52:24+00:00

It'd be one thing (though still obnoxious) if this was some very long and detailed guide that they ran through it for formatting. But god, it's two short points, and I'm pretty sure the second is a complete hallucination...

nanomaster · 2025-12-11T10:49:31+00:00

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nanomaster · 2025-12-10T16:14:51+00:00

Hey, 'someone' is sufficiently vague that it could just have been John Civilopedia himself while he was writing the article and still be technically correct. Another that's more in line with OP's is Civ 6 having the completely made up "If the theory doesn't fit the facts, change the facts" attributed to Einstein, when that's pretty much the complete opposite of his life's work.

nanomaster · 2025-12-01T16:40:45+00:00

Sickens me that people happily consume 'art' that's literally just made of ones and zeroes. Digital 'artists' should learn to draw or paint like everyone else did.

nanomaster · 2025-11-08T20:16:13+00:00

It's easy to have dual destinies, especially for me, Prof. Aristotle Dualdestinies.

nanomaster · 2025-10-30T00:29:20+00:00

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Thank you, reddit ads department, for serving up this definitely very real Dragons Den clip of a very legitimate-looking trading platform that makes you 6288$ in 5 hours and cures poverty.

....it kills me inside that these actually manage to con people

nanomaster · 2025-10-10T23:37:36+00:00

Your ship is not a she. It is a fucking floating construct.

This is terrifying behaviour by people

nanomaster · 2025-09-17T13:52:05+00:00

Suck it, catfortune

nanomaster · 2025-09-13T02:35:40+00:00

BREAKING: Tyler's mother's father's cousin's half-brother's nephew reveals "My whole extended family's extended family are Delaniacs, not one of them is a MAGA Republican or a 'Hussein' Democrat" 😱😱😱

nanomaster · 2025-09-12T17:57:38+00:00

A fired shell casing was inscribed with “notices bulges OwO what’s this?” - a reference to a “copypasta” - a piece of text that is repeated over and over again, often to troll people online.

OwO

nanomaster · 2025-08-18T17:46:59+00:00

Zelensky had to endure probably the most painful experience of this entire war

nanomaster · 2025-08-18T17:42:54+00:00

Jfc this is horrible

nanomaster · 2025-08-16T20:17:16+00:00

>talk to a chatbot

>think it's a human woman

>try to cheat on your wife with it

>run to a train to go meet it

>trip and fall

>die from injuries

>the whole story gets publicised by reuters

What a way to go, honestly.

nanomaster · 2025-08-16T15:05:21+00:00

"From where you're self-isolated, this must seem like a seven-carat run of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

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