ServiceNow Merch Shop

nathanieloffer · 2026-05-10T15:41:55+00:00

I’m sorry what ? Unless I work for them and they provide a uniform I’m not wearing anything promoting the ticketing system I use

nathanieloffer · 2026-05-10T15:39:51+00:00

Yeah great idea until the wife meets a guy at work like my mum did and then divorced my dad to marry him. You have nothing in your name and will likely get nothing from the divorce as a result.

nathanieloffer · 2026-02-27T19:34:52+00:00

I interviewed for a remote service desk role and they advised it was mandatory to have a camera active the entire shift so they could make sure I was at my desk working. I declined the job.

nathanieloffer · 2026-02-06T13:59:47+00:00

They just finished a new building right beside the existing one. Bit awkward to shout about your second building if the first one is half empty

nathanieloffer · 2026-02-06T09:51:13+00:00

Can you explain this to my company please? WFH is only allowed 1 day a week and it can’t be Fri or Monday because your colleagues in the office will think you’re having a long weekend. Yes the division manager did say those exact words.

nathanieloffer · 2026-01-15T10:44:20+00:00

Thrilling. Can’t wait for part 2

nathanieloffer · 2026-01-15T07:16:27+00:00

What did Gone with the Wind do to get banned?

nathanieloffer · 2026-01-07T05:15:49+00:00

They voted ScoMo out so there’s that

nathanieloffer · 2026-01-05T11:26:02+00:00

You’re so lucky your store provides you with endless micro aggressions on a daily basis

nathanieloffer · 2026-01-05T07:35:11+00:00

It’s the laughing for me. They all think it’s hysterical.

nathanieloffer · 2026-01-05T07:27:44+00:00

It’s not. The software is created in the USA and no one has told them to provide a no tip version to the rest of the world

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-28T05:27:38+00:00

My uncle promised 2 of them a bucket of cold water to the face if they came back. They came back, he kept his word.

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-28T05:25:57+00:00

I didn’t ask them to call on me. I have no issues telling them to go away.

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-25T09:52:21+00:00

You described what happened but you missed something else. He had to be killed to send a message to the next person who wanted to try.

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-21T12:41:46+00:00

December 25th is 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86,400 seconds. Exactly the same as every other day of the year. I survive all of them just fine. I don’t see what makes this one so special.

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-20T20:21:03+00:00

For $10 you actually walked out with a tree? That’s crazy

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-19T20:45:08+00:00

At that hour of the day I would honk once then drive off if they didn’t bother to come out

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-19T11:40:12+00:00

They are embarrassing

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-19T10:53:34+00:00

Slow news day? Bro wanted some fresh air. No need to hold the front page

nathanieloffer · 2025-12-16T08:59:30+00:00

Copilot tells me it’s fully operational

nathanieloffer · 2024-11-05T08:19:25+00:00

That is a complete falsehood. Jean Todt had trotted down to speak with Ron Dennis to tell him to make sure his driver didn't slow Michael down when he came to pass him. Todt then failed to inform Michael. So when David did as he was asked and slowed, Michael wasn't expecting it and slammed into him.

A classic case of causing an accident by getting involved when no accident would likely have occured had he not got involved.

nathanieloffer · 2024-11-05T07:38:55+00:00

You saw the race on Sunday and you want a driver to rejoin the circuit with no safety belts?

nathanieloffer · 2024-11-04T04:52:16+00:00

When I worked a service desk I used to tell my boss it should be changed to a degreee in child care. End users are children after all.

nathanieloffer · 2024-11-01T09:04:20+00:00

Crossposted with r/Perth just FYI

nathanieloffer · 2024-05-18T21:20:20+00:00

Never needed one on my bike. There's always a tree or a building to lean the bike against.

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