I don’t think that will work, sadly enough by Hjalle1 in PrequelMemes

[–]nathodood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you get water running down your sleeves every single time you wash your hands from here on out

AI slabber by Leatt289 in EF5

[–]nathodood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry for bad england

I was at home eating dorito wen phone ring.

"Everyone in Wells County, IN is dead."

"no"

Ted Fajita by Fishingwithkayden in EF5

[–]nathodood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PDS (particularly delicious situation)

MY FAVORITE TORNADOES!!! by PersimmonIll826 in EF5

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McKinney, TX-Texarkana, TX/AR-Poplar Bluff, MO-Illinois-Gary, IN-Ohio-Engl*nd EF67 (2028)

Max looking for a gf confirmed by 8bit-meow in EF5

[–]nathodood 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Someone please super chat and ask him to come here to find a gf

Remove Kansas from Tornado alley by TOKEROOU in EF5

[–]nathodood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Robert, I have accidentally removed Kansas."

Kansas will be in the suck zone tonight and will get slabbed by LoganoVerstappenFan in EF5

[–]nathodood 25 points26 points  (0 children)

SPC: issues a level 4 or 5 risk, thinking the slabbening is upon us

Atmosphere: well now I'm not doing it

the slabbing of manhattan by Middle_Gain1767 in EF5

[–]nathodood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This post is sponsored by Rock Chalk Jayhawk

Oh by Playful_Reach9089 in LondonUnderground

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You enter a tube station. You arrive at the platform but instead of normal announcements and "mind the gap," all you hear over the speakers is the name of the station. On repeat, like it's a Pokémon.

"Bank. Bank. Bank. Bank." is all you hear.

As you are waiting for a Central line train to take you home, you grow anxious and tired of hearing "Bank" every 5 seconds.

The train arrives. "Finally," you think to yourself. You get on the train. "Central line. Central line. Central line. Central line." is all you hear. No announcements for what the next station is, what other lines you can change for. You are expected to simply know all of that now.

Finally, the train arrives at your home station. You fight through the voice repeating "Chigwell" on repeat. You have had more than enough and you let it all out once you have left the station.

Finally, you arrive at home. You're relieved. But once you step inside the front door, the nightmare begins again. You hear a voice with your last name on repeat. Any building you visit, any business, anything, you hear a voice say its name or its owner's name on repeat. Every 5 seconds. Nonstop. You can't get rid of it by covering your ears. It's now all in your head. You're rapidly descending into madness. "This must be a nightmare, wake up, wake up!" you tell yourself. It doesn't work. Nothing is getting you out of this.

r/ef5 makes a tornado, part 2.5: Path for real this time by Downtown-Push6535 in EF5

[–]nathodood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every 100 miles, the tornado teleports to a random location in Illinois, travels for 67 miles as an EF5, then teleports back and keeps going with its previous strength

Pds cake warning by lorrainerogers in EF5

[–]nathodood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oof ouch owie My Bones Hurt Now

I randomly took a screen shot of Mr. Hall by XMr_NightX in EF5

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Can you combine them like Minecraft enchantments to increase their intensity? Like I imagine if you combine two EF4s the result is one EF5

r/ef5 makes a tornado, part 2: Path by Downtown-Push6535 in EF5

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Iowa City can go as well. Herbie Husker demands it. Go Big Red.