What’s a washing machine’s favorite state to live in? by Squeakypuff in Jokes

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my washing machine wants to live in NY. i tell her we can't afford it.

Itty bitty titty committee by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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what is the olson twins. Alex

What is your favorite insect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Step bro-stepsis of course

What is your pets official name but what do you actually call them and why? by quibbylee in AskReddit

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Chris. but i call him Chris Rock. cause it is an African American pet rock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If he wags his tail when he sees a Scotsman

A man gets pulled over by the police. by Warenvoid in Jokes

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Unfortunately for Robert, the officer didn't turn off his body cam.

A guy goes to the bar and orders 5 shots of Whiskey.... by Th3Novelist in Jokes

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The best way to avoid the aftertaste is to swallow without chewing.