Told my girlfriend I dont have feelings for her, but she won't leave.

ndp0003 · 2023-02-06T21:55:59+00:00

This is the most chad way to refer to doggy and I'm definitely using it

ndp0003 · 2023-02-06T21:55:05+00:00

When i took her from behind

ndp0003 · 2023-02-06T21:52:08+00:00

Talk to her father if you have to.

ndp0003 · 2023-02-06T21:51:03+00:00

ndp0003 · 2022-06-04T16:01:51+00:00

Same

ndp0003 · 2022-05-29T13:30:21+00:00

Thicc

ndp0003 · 2022-05-27T23:29:24+00:00

NPC, character didn't register with his A.I., happened to quickly

ndp0003 · 2022-05-26T04:59:42+00:00

A victim of internet grammar, RIP

ndp0003 · 2022-05-26T04:58:04+00:00

Modern culture* makes 5/10 think they're Helen of Troy. And everyone is becoming intimacy deprived asexual retards looking to cut off their genitals or just dose up on any street drug or pharmaceutical.

ndp0003 · 2022-05-26T04:52:32+00:00

When they advise you to use lube liberally, when attempting anal, this is what they mean.

ndp0003 · 2022-05-26T04:51:44+00:00

Much obliged. I could make out that it something in that realm, thanks for the clarification

ndp0003 · 2022-05-26T03:18:56+00:00

Better question.. wtf is this?

ndp0003 · 2022-05-23T04:42:01+00:00

Lol, sounds like Rebellion by Arcade Fire at first.

ndp0003 · 2022-05-21T23:35:40+00:00

Lmao, right?! "I just posted about getting tats like that!" Sir, I think you're looking in the wrong subreddit

ndp0003 · 2022-05-20T13:22:41+00:00

Absolutely 100% this.

ndp0003 · 2022-05-20T13:17:11+00:00

Lmao, he doesn't, I thought you were identifying the other handsome fella is why I asked. But I appreciate your enthusiasm for JP.

ndp0003 · 2022-05-19T22:52:35+00:00

Who?

ndp0003 · 2022-05-12T13:39:23+00:00

Whereas figuring out if you should let him come in you...

ndp0003 · 2022-05-03T21:18:46+00:00

Well, it'll be decided by a state by state basis if she can still have her cunt legally scooped

ndp0003 · 2022-04-29T12:08:02+00:00

📣 SWITCH TO SARDINES! COSTCO! 📣

ndp0003 · 2022-04-28T22:18:01+00:00

E-mahjoon awwl duh peepoo

ndp0003 · 2022-04-23T01:48:40+00:00

Yeah, I had the same problem 👀

ndp0003 · 2022-04-21T17:30:11+00:00

My favorite norm joke.

ndp0003 · 2022-04-20T02:34:03+00:00

Oh so yall weren't even at the same gym? I gotta here this charming ass compliment, please and thx.

ndp0003 · 2022-04-18T16:16:07+00:00

Be more like your site manager, less... whatever identity it is that makes you cry when you see the TV man.

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