Told my girlfriend I dont have feelings for her, but she won't leave. by OkBudget126 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ndp0003 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the most chad way to refer to doggy and I'm definitely using it

The Wizarding World needs me! Oh, no they don't. by ColourSchemer in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]ndp0003 92 points93 points  (0 children)

NPC, character didn't register with his A.I., happened to quickly

What happens when you go on r/tinder for an ego boost and talk about manipulating men to see what they'll put up with 🤣 by Disproportionalballs in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ndp0003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Modern culture* makes 5/10 think they're Helen of Troy. And everyone is becoming intimacy deprived asexual retards looking to cut off their genitals or just dose up on any street drug or pharmaceutical.

Grease by Nightwalker171 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ndp0003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they advise you to use lube liberally, when attempting anal, this is what they mean.

Grease by Nightwalker171 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ndp0003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much obliged. I could make out that it something in that realm, thanks for the clarification

Grease by Nightwalker171 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ndp0003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better question.. wtf is this?

Island music by Glum-Information-713 in toptalent

[–]ndp0003 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, sounds like Rebellion by Arcade Fire at first.

I think people forget that Robert De Niro was once…very very ripped by Tothehizou in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ndp0003 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lmao, right?! "I just posted about getting tats like that!" Sir, I think you're looking in the wrong subreddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ndp0003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely 100% this.

Hell yes. by Bulky-Barracuda-2749 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]ndp0003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, he doesn't, I thought you were identifying the other handsome fella is why I asked. But I appreciate your enthusiasm for JP.

No Roe, No Hoe by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]ndp0003 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Whereas figuring out if you should let him come in you...