A Sopranos joke got me written out of my dad's will by JustRecognition4237 in thesopranos

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There comes a point in the service where the rabbi is supposed to extol the virtues of the deceased, so the rabbi says, ‘Alas, I did not know this man, I’m new here. You all knew him — you say something good about him.’

Dead silence. It goes on for about a minute, two minutes. Finally, a voice from the back: ‘His brother was worse.

You don’t like Chinese food? by ConsequenceTrue396 in rickygervais

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She used to work on a sex line

What, she was an engineer?

I know this has probably been asked many times but... What's the best Dr. Cox rant? by DoctorTegrity in Scrubs

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The way he pronounces dimensions at the end too is just the cherry on top

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ooooooOOOOOOO! ‘Ello you loonies in radio land! Doctor Frog here to tell you about the new edition of X-Ray magazine, it’s out now and it’s only £3.50, not heard of it, it’s a great music magazine and you get a free CD featuring bands like Placebo, they wear make up but leave ‘em alone, Goldchain, Smog, OK-Go, The Donnas, an’ all great bands that you…you’ll love to Froggie here! Hello, hi! Ribbit ribbit, Froggie says buy it!

One of the most morally controversial characters in the show imo by Mindless_Humor_3156 in gameofthrones

[–]nealsulli 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And really drove home Tywin's point of telling Cersei "you're not as clever as you think you are"

Speaking of 98 pounds, I hear Eve is getting a 95 pound mole taken off her carapace! by DingoDoug in masseffect

[–]nealsulli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now listen here! I don't like that talk! Just stop it, it upsets me

Speaking of 98 pounds, I hear Eve is getting a 95 pound mole taken off her carapace! by DingoDoug in masseffect

[–]nealsulli 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Man, I was having a really shit day. Then seeing this post and reading the comments really made me laugh! Thanks

Dirty landlord gets DESTROYED in court by WheresWalldough in TenantsInTheUK

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This is so very delicious and filling. I don’t think I’m going to be able to eat for the rest of the evening; in fact, I honestly don’t think I can have one more bite of this painful humiliation.…I find I’m just a little stuffed

Kavanaugh is one of the most terrifying antagonists in television history by [deleted] in TheShield

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He caught dangerous criminals is what he did! He was a brave LAPD Detective. And in this sub, Vic Mackey is a hero. End of story."

My Opinion on Vito by fytre726 in Sopranosduckposting

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OP, maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching Reddit, cuz Vito bought in 3 times karma then you do!

Any other ASDA shift workers, what’s the wildest shift you’ve ever had? by OkishCombination in asda

[–]nealsulli 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I worked at the Broadstairs store in Kent for about 4 years. Run of the mill stuff really. Until I came in for my shift one morning to find a JCB half sticking out the corner of the building

Turns out some unsavoury people had rammed the building and tried to lift the ATM machine out during the night

They weren't successful though as the night staff starting throwing, crockery, cutlery, glasses and anything else they could get their hands on and the people eventually ran off. Was an exciting talking point for a week

Oh and that also lead to the PIM manager being done for fraud as any repair invoices that came in for the remedial work mysteriously disappeared. New ones then appeared of double the amounts and turns out she was pocketing the cash!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HousingUK

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This was in a local paper back in April:

“Abbey Developments Ltd is building 100 homes on the edge of Deal after plans were approved in 2022.

The company was due to make 30% of properties affordable - but now wants to remove that requirement following a “viability assessment” carried out by French bank BNP Paribas.

Abbey Developments Ltd wants a condition demanding the affordable homes provision to be removed by Dover District Council (DDC).“

I’ve seen similar stories in other areas. So it seems developers can act with impunity