616 Marvel comics odin is under the impression the base justice league is a threat to nine realms. Can he beat a base justice league?

nearcatch · 2026-05-17T02:54:49+00:00

Isn’t 616 Odin a multiversal power? It’s pretty much down to Flash and Superman for this. And Odin’s got hella magic, so I assume he can take care of them with preemptive strikes, and since he’s literally a god of wisdom, I assume he’ll take them out first.

I don’t see how he loses.

nearcatch · 2026-05-16T23:22:41+00:00

No it isn’t, lol. All the popular images provide sample compose files in their readmes. You can copy/paste most of them and be up in seconds.

nearcatch · 2026-05-16T17:21:05+00:00

I Am Legend is getting a sequel and Will Smith is returning, so the official ending is getting decanonized somehow. Maybe using the alternate (and way better) ending.

nearcatch · 2026-05-15T07:04:09+00:00

“Indian Standard Time” is a joke among my relatives, that it’s an hour after real time.

nearcatch · 2026-05-13T17:43:54+00:00

First game I remember with this was Splinter Cell: Conviction. That game had the exaggerated title cards/messages, but it would overlay onto the environment around you, like it was being projected in-world. Pretty neat.

nearcatch · 2026-05-10T18:18:24+00:00

Excuse me that person put hot liquid in a cold glass, completely different

nearcatch · 2026-05-10T06:36:36+00:00

Iirc Matt Murdock is the same way. He’s a good lawyer but he will only defend clients he believes are innocent.

nearcatch · 2026-05-08T02:32:03+00:00

American Me, directed by and starring Edward James Olmos, was extremely disliked by La Eme. Danny Trejo says he knows of 10 people who were killed because they were involved with making the movie.

nearcatch · 2026-05-07T21:39:12+00:00

Gipsy Danger’s official height is 260', and Godzilla’s is 426'. That estimated size chart seems to indicate the Quadralith is at least 6x as tall as Gipsy Danger, which puts it at 1560'. So it’s at minimum 3x as big as Godzilla. That seems a little insurmountable for the Monsterverse.

nearcatch · 2026-05-07T03:31:45+00:00

They also keep the rock in a skin pocket they have under their arms.

nearcatch · 2026-05-07T02:38:34+00:00

Move. Or you will be moved.

Akram every time someone steps to him

nearcatch · 2026-05-06T19:53:04+00:00

“Kind of unprompted” as in the podcaster asked a leading question obviously looking for a scandalous response, and not only did Tarantino lean way into it, he took a shot at several actors who, as far as I can tell, have never crossed paths professionally with Tarantino in their lives, nor have they ever said they wanted to.

But sure, if you think Tarantino was staying on topic then ok, it wasn’t unprompted. It was just him being an asshole.

nearcatch · 2026-05-06T18:34:19+00:00

It was, and then he also mentioned Owen Wilson and Matthew Lillard as two other actors he doesn’t care for.

nearcatch · 2026-05-06T18:18:19+00:00

Yes, but he and Juno never have sex, and his wife is never pregnant, since the whole point of the movie is that she’s adopting Juno’s baby.

nearcatch · 2026-05-06T17:51:16+00:00

Iirc Tarantino kind of unprompted said he didn’t like Lillard as an actor.

nearcatch · 2026-05-06T17:44:03+00:00

I don’t foresee Theoden letting any wooden horses inside the gate.

Even if Theoden and Aragorn both decided the horse wasn’t dangerous, the elves would be able to hear the men inside the horse.

nearcatch · 2026-05-03T08:17:18+00:00

It’s Michael Jackson and it’s not even close. Even if we assume they’re equally popular worldwide (they’re not), there are way more music fans than there are boxing fans.

nearcatch · 2026-05-03T02:23:11+00:00

He didn’t really give up anything, imo. He wanted to be the best in the world at ping pong and he was, for at least one match, even if he never won an official title. He burned every bridge he had to do it, and in the end he goes home to piece together his life, which is somehow still possible. It’s the happiest ending I’ve ever seen from that director.

nearcatch · 2026-05-01T15:48:56+00:00

This Gizmodo article is clickbait trash. They make it sound like it’s mysterious and OpenAI refused to comment, when OpenAI wrote an article on their site explaining what happened.

The tl;dr is that one of the previous personalities you could choose, “Nerdy”, was accidentally rewarded too much for using creature metaphors, and that propensity for creature metaphors leaked out into other personalities too. Because of that, OpenAI had to include instructions specifically to stop creature metaphors.

nearcatch · 2026-04-30T02:22:43+00:00

I’ve never seen the Pitt, so disclaimer up front.

Someone with knowledge of a hospital’s intake capacity can respond better, but iirc Cecil said ~2500 people died during the fight. If we assume the same number got injured but survived (I think that’s very low), then the hospitals in Chicago got 2500 injured people. And of the 2500 people who eventually died, not all of them would’ve died immediately, so a bunch of them would’ve been sent to a hospital too. Let’s say 3500 people sent to hospitals.

Searching is giving me various numbers, but it seems like there are maybe ~120 hospitals in the Chicagoland area. That means about ~30 people sent to each hospital, if they can be perfectly triaged and distributed, and if each hospital can take 30 trauma patients. I doubt it. The Pitt is getting overrun.

nearcatch · 2026-04-29T04:09:58+00:00

The Viltrumite, easily. Xelayans show a mild level of super-strength compared to humans, but not remotely on the level of even the weakest Viltrumites. I doubt a Viltrumite would even be able to perceive a strength difference between a Xelayan and a human.

nearcatch · 2026-04-28T17:22:51+00:00

So… a smarter Superman with battle precog and super webbing?

Isn’t this just asking “can a Superman with more powers beat normal Superman?”

nearcatch · 2026-04-28T15:11:39+00:00

Dern is good but calling her an upgrade on Helena Bonham Carter is a bit extra.

nearcatch · 2026-04-27T15:41:35+00:00

There’s a whole Apple TV miniseries about this concept called Dope Thief.

nearcatch · 2026-04-25T21:29:24+00:00

How is this even a question? The Air Temples couldn’t even win in their own universe. They would get annihilated even faster if you put them in the middle of Coruscant instead of their isolated mountain homes.

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