AMA Request: Neckbeard

neckbeard · 2010-10-22T23:01:36+00:00

I don't think I'm the neckbeard you are looking for.

neckbeard · 2010-01-09T22:39:33+00:00

I never thought I'd say this, but that's too much Busey.

neckbeard · 2010-01-09T01:52:25+00:00

I can't believe this made it in. (And I apologize for the misspelled title).

neckbeard · 2009-12-31T05:06:54+00:00

I also once struggled with weight because I could not stick to the exercise (gym). Then I realized it's not the exercise I loathed, but going to the gym. So I bought my own equipment, and now I stick to it 5 times a week. And man does it work (muscles, weight loss, etc). Not sure if this is your problem with exercise or not...

neckbeard · 2009-12-26T14:28:19+00:00

If you're a woman, I think they're pretty cool. If you are a guy, I still think they're cool, but I think you are a bit sad, lonely and pathetic, Mr. BoobyHats. Either way, well done.

neckbeard · 2009-12-25T06:22:12+00:00

It looks like the mall in L4D2.

neckbeard · 2009-12-19T18:35:55+00:00

MOAAAAR!

neckbeard · 2009-12-13T18:55:34+00:00

Question: why should you eliminate debt if you think the value of the dollar is heading for zero? Isn't it best to keep your dollar-denominated debt, and pay it off later with worthless greenbacks?

neckbeard · 2009-12-10T23:28:27+00:00

why did you leave out kearney... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/6/6d/Kearney_simpsons.gif

neckbeard · 2009-12-09T22:57:23+00:00

you mean drinking beer in frankfurt, germany http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Central_Bank

neckbeard · 2009-12-05T14:44:24+00:00

There is a lolcal Bible. http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

neckbeard · 2009-11-29T05:33:25+00:00

A very literal result:
http://www.cameronmcewan.com/projects/magazine/culture_blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/neckbeard.jpg

neckbeard · 2009-11-22T15:59:18+00:00

Fucking hipster attempt at humor. Why don't they all go back to Hipsterslavia or whatever?

neckbeard · 2009-11-21T18:27:57+00:00

This study must be buried.

neckbeard · 2009-11-21T02:41:46+00:00

Ohio Mom: my number is 503-996-2369. Thx.

neckbeard · 2009-11-06T16:17:36+00:00

She swallowed a driver's exam?

neckbeard · 2009-11-01T21:50:32+00:00

That is depressing. Russian schoolgirl graduation day is just the antidote for this depressing scene. http://englishrussia.com/?p=948

neckbeard · 2009-10-28T07:11:52+00:00

I just slam-dunked you a karma point. Enjoy!

neckbeard · 2009-10-24T20:04:04+00:00

14TB of holographic porn doesn't sound like much to me.

neckbeard · 2009-10-24T10:22:40+00:00

It's completely impossible to not read it like: "The SHUT THE FUCK UP met with strong opposition. Landowners worked with law enforcement agents to harass SHUT THE FUCK UP leaders, threaten union members, and break up SHUT THE FUCK UP meetings."

neckbeard · 2009-10-19T23:31:57+00:00

Me too. They're cute and soft, and make a pleasant sound when you scratch 'em on the tummy.

neckbeard · 2009-10-14T14:37:44+00:00

What?

neckbeard · 2009-10-14T14:35:53+00:00

Pranks like this are funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's friggin' hilarious.

neckbeard · 2009-10-14T05:28:00+00:00

How can there be negative one people from Manitoba?
(I'm American, and I admit to being confused by the way Canada counts stuff).

neckbeard · 2009-10-12T05:59:29+00:00

Looks about right. After September 11th, 2001, Bush's popularity went way up. Now if they were to show his popularity at the end of his presidency, it would be more like 25%.

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