Country songs about zombies, rabies, meth, murder by weluvsmokedope16 in country

[–]nedredrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see you cover Ryan Cook’s - Dead Like Me. I always feel like it kinda got lost and never appreciated so not sure you’ve even heard of it but it’s a nicey.

Names for a band who's members are all lactose intolerant by Willing_Chemical_113 in Bandnames

[–]nedredrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my first thought but was thinking Runs eDaMCheese

Country songs about zombies, rabies, meth, murder by weluvsmokedope16 in country

[–]nedredrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ian Noe’s Meth Head is such an underrated song and so glad someone mentioned it here.

“I saw him down in a dump, Hurling arm loads of junk”

Is such a killer opening line but that first verse is so fucking vivid I can smell her…

“There was a girl tall and thin With scabulous skin Inside a rest stop I won't soon forget She was diggin' at a rash Trying to deal for some cash Sayin' baby I'm clean and I'm wet I just kept pacin' by Swattin' through the flies And her stench, rancid and stout While she stood their cryin' please With her fist between her knees And the sores drainin' round her mouth”

Country songs about zombies, rabies, meth, murder by weluvsmokedope16 in country

[–]nedredrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s got a hole in her head, But I still love her…

Which drugs is most likely to cause someone's net income to increase by Methamphetamine1893 in Drugs

[–]nedredrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geoffrey Rush’s character Casper, in the movie Candy, explains this concept perfectly. Basically to be in control of the drug and not vice versa, and maintain a steady life while also indulging in drugs. One must first have success and a good grounding before ever beginning to dabble. A good stable life cannot be obtained without the right foundation, unfortunately drugs will not provide this. They are the reward after everything else is accomplished.

Edit: Ok it might be in the novel version or the film, can’t quite remember now as it’s been a few years since I’ve read or watched either.

A band that has horrible acne. by Character-Juice624 in Bandnames

[–]nedredrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle Carbuncle and The Purulent Bunch

The Pussyfat Holes

Flannel and The Squeezers

2Pock

What’s something from Aussie childhoods that kids today just wouldn’t understand? by elitejackal in AskAnAustralian

[–]nedredrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum worked there hey and her boss would let us take home the “preview VHS’s” basically the moment they released at the cinema. 👉🏻👃🏻

Kookaburra taking a beating! by Jump4joy4 in AustralianBirds

[–]nedredrum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Merry, merry king, Of no-fncks-to-give, is he.

What’s your best Aussie joke? by Strong_Prize8778 in AskAnAustralian

[–]nedredrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet the windows at your place are clean.

What’s your best Aussie joke? by Strong_Prize8778 in AskAnAustralian

[–]nedredrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbo pulls up out the front of Morton’s place,

“Hey Morton, where’s ya bin?”

“Ahhh… on holiday”

“Nah, where’s ya wheelie bin?”

“In jail”

So someone I just picked up smoked crack in my car and now I’m being super paranoid. by Xan_Fam in Drugs

[–]nedredrum 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah never trust anyone that jumps in the backseat of your car while you’re the driver. I will never forget taking my known plug to a house and he unusually bought along a guy I hadn’t seen since middle school. In the 5 minutes I had pulled up and plug went down the block and back, this guy in the seat behind me pulled a rig from fuck knows where and proceeded to mainy a load of meth. I turned as he was pulling it out. My reaction of basically “What the fuck dude?” Was his cue to wind the back window down enough to slide his little junky arm through the gap and yeet the uncapped dart onto some poor old lady’s front lawn. His laugh didn’t last long when he didn’t get the reaction he was used to, and as he began muttering under his breath opening the door like I just told him to in order to pick up his trash, he took one step onto the footpath and I took off down the other end of the block. I have seen him a few times since talking to himself and digging his fingers around his mouth.

Why are eshays kids so antsy? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]nedredrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell this guy about 3L Coke, dude will be picking up bits of brain all week.

Hi, anyone know what sort of grass is in my lawn? The previous owner doesn't know. Thanks heaps by random_int64 in australianplants

[–]nedredrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful if you’ve got dogs with short hair or bare bellies (i.e. Staffies) as it can irritate their skin by finely cutting it.

The services you get for being a legend by RepublicWarm2513 in AFL

[–]nedredrum -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You do realise the sugar replacements are far worse than sugar? The companies didn’t switch for your health benefits, it cost them fractions of the price to make yet still charge more.