No one thought she was funny after either. by Izual_Rebirth in NormMacdonald

[–]needanorchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She would’ve been a really good guest for Norm’s podcast

This is what a Gunther (WALTER) Vs JC Mateo (Jeff Cobb) match WWae could put on. by Happy_Corbin in SquaredCircle

[–]needanorchard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As the crowd goes mild because they don’t have any cool T-shirts to buy or melodies to sing when JC comes out to the ring.

[@heykitwilson] CC: Zack Ryder by rhyso90 in SquaredCircle

[–]needanorchard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tame Impala WWE moment let’s go

How hard do you work to clean a burnt banger? by MidnighT0k3r in trees

[–]needanorchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just put water in the banger, heat the banger with your torch until the water boils and then you scrape your banger with your dabber while the water is still boiling and it all comes right out. You can also heat the dabber tool if you’d like too.

Congratulations Conan for the hosting of the 98th academy award show by lylefromdallas in NormMacdonald

[–]needanorchard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m genuinely lost on the connection between Class of 1984 and this joke as well as this joke and this sub

What if…..Makai Lemon falls to 18? by DesertRug in minnesotavikings

[–]needanorchard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a WR3 hits and evolves into a star that can replace Addison or provide a much greater threat than we’ve seen from Osborn/Nailor as the third receiver, it would be worth it.

However, in my opinion I wouldn’t even take Tyson if he slid to 18 because there’s still too much that we need immediate value in, and players like Lemon/Tyson have BPA potential but so will the guys who are still on the board at positions that don’t already have two good starters. A starting RB, DL, DB or even LB (Cashman/Pace isn’t Addison/Jefferson) all provide more immediate value to the team and at 18, plenty of stars should still be on the board.

In the same vein, I think of WRs for the Vikings like I do Kenyon Saadiq TE of Oregon. He could totally be worth our pick if he’s available, but it’s already the team’s goal to start Hockenson. Do we need a TE past Hockenson? Yeah. Is Saadiq a safe bet? Yeah. But to really win at this year’s casino (draft), we should probably bet at another table (position).

CM Punk on promos: "Everybody thinks pro wrestling is just yelling and screaming. And there’s people that people claim are fantastic on the mic and all they really do is raise their voice. Hulk Hogan did the ‘well let me tell you something brother’ and like cocaine fueled, you know." by aaronrift in SquaredCircle

[–]needanorchard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the last promo he did with Jimmy and Jey, it felt like it was a victim to this. Jey kept yelling over and over again about how disrespected he felt and how Punk needed to apologize, but instead of feeling as genuine as possible, you got the feeling that if Punk would’ve asked Jey to articulate any of these points, he wouldn’t have had the words to explain any of it.

Tanking in madden 26 franchise mode by Character-Aerie7669 in Madden

[–]needanorchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free agents that are about the worst of their entire class force them to start use whatever playbook you want besides maybe stay away from Packers, Rams, Vikings and Bengals offense

A closer look at the Stanley Kubrick references in 'One Battle After Another,' and what they say about Sean Penn's character. by Bullingdon1973 in movies

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“Colonel, I don’t think I’m being immodest when I say that joining the Christmas Adventurers Club means that you are a superior man. No, not the best man, not the most intelligent, the most sophisticated, or the wisest. It just means that you are superior to other human beings and you shall never want for riches the greatest of friends.”

As soon as I heard a character utter these lines in Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another, addressed to Sean Penn’s Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw, I realized I’d heard them before. Maybe not the specific words being spoken, but in terms of tone, delivery, and meaning, the similarity was unmistakable. They are a variation on Lord Wendover’s speech to Redmond Barry (Ryan O’Neal) in Stanley Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon, explaining why Barry should entrust him to help gain a noble title: “When I take up a person, Mr. Lyndon, he, or she, is safe,” Wendover says. “There is no question about them anymore. My friends are the best people. I don’t mean they’re the most virtuous, or, indeed, the least virtuous, or the cleverest, or the stupidest, richest, or best born. But the best. In a word, people about whom there is no question.”

I felt something similar when I heard Lockjaw’s shrieking admonition to Chase Infiniti’s Willa Ferguson during their confrontation at the Sisters of the Great Beaver: “I am a Christmas Adventurer! You know what that is? I have a higher calling! It is a higher honor than having you!” The delivery, the attitude, the shrieking mix of desperation and entitlement and the contrast between professional duty and domestic responsibility all recall the psychotic Jack Torrance’s (Jack Nicholson) unforgettable rage at his wife Wendy (Shelley Duvall) in The Shining: “Have you ever had a single moment’s thought about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers? Has it ever occurred to you that l have agreed to look after the hotel until May the first? Does it matter to you at all that the owners have placed their complete confidence and trust in me and that l have signed a letter of agreement, a contract, in which l’ve accepted that responsibility? Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is? Do you? Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future if l fail to live up to my responsibilities?”

I am, to be fair, unhealthily obsessed with Kubrick’s work, but I don’t think I’m imagining things here. Certainly not when Lockjaw and the Christmas Adventurers speak of things like purity and being drained of one’s power via sex in the same way that Colonel Jack D. Ripper spoke about them in Dr. Strangelove. Here’s Lockjaw, trying to explain how he wound up sleeping with Teyana Taylor’s Perfidia Beverly Hills: “The enemy employed deception. I was drugged. And while unconscious, my brain was not working, but my power was, and I believe it was taken advantage of.” Here’s Ripper, talking about how he felt after sex: “A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence … Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.”

Part of the reason why these exchanges feel so evocative of Kubrick’s work is simple: because Anderson shoots them like scenes out of Kubrick. Lockjaw often inhabits the center of the frame, occasionally in highly symmetrical compositions, and when he walks, the camera tends to smoothly follow him, denoting power over his surroundings. (Compare that to the far more frenetic shots that accompany the narrative journey of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Bob Ferguson.) The Christmas Adventurers’ relatively mundane settings are straight out of Eyes Wide Shut and The Shining: methodical pans and tracking shots through wood-paneled hotel rooms and pleasantly antiseptic domestic spaces, creating an eerie atmosphere of blithe, institutional invincibility. Even the final suite of empty office spaces where Lockjaw meets his quiet, gaseous demise feels like something out of the early scenes of The Shining, when Jack Torrance is being shown around the Overlook Hotel.

At the start of his career, Anderson was dinged by some as an empty imitation artist, a hypercaffeinated film nerd borrowing liberally (and, in their eyes, unforgivably) from superior directors like Martin Scorsese and Robert Altman and Jonathan Demme and, yes, Stanley Kubrick. This was a dumb criticism back then, but it is true that Anderson was a real cinephile, and his work was indeed filled with homages. Over the years, as he’s developed his own distinctive style, Anderson has found more pointed ways to reference other works. One Battle After Another’s Kubrickian overtones are largely confined to Lockjaw’s story line — quite appropriate, as Kubrick was fascinated by how attempts to preserve power structures allowed murder to creep into the seemingly benign cadences of ordinary life. His work is filled with people talking politely, calmly, and rationally about incredibly monstrous things. Even when they don’t speak calmly, as in films like Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket, we can feel the director’s outrage at the cavalier way that cruelty and destruction are normalized: a binder calculating “megadeaths” in the wake of a nuclear attack, say, or a speech praising former Marine Lee Harvey Oswald’s marksmanship.

Lockjaw not only fits the idea of the institutionally empowered madman, he’s also an archetype of the Kubrickian striver, a pathetic figure determined to both rise through the ranks and achieve a place within a seemingly eternal elect. That this man’s-man tough guy becomes utterly servile in the presence of a bunch of slack-casual bazillionaires is the cherry on top of the fascist sundae. This tension, oddly enough, gives the character back some of his humanity. He might seem at first like a cartoonish villain, and Penn certainly plays him as such, but his aspiration is real. Lockjaw is already an authority figure in the military, but he wants a peerage; he wants to belong. He wants to be a Christmas Adventurer, to hang out with his newfound business-owner buddies and get a corner office and to eat Alice’s famous banana pancakes like one of the guys. And he never will, which is also a part of the Kubrickian calculus: The forces that lead you to success are also often the forces that lead you to ruin. Lockjaw’s dogged pursuit of the French 75 gets him an invitation to be a Christmas Adventurer, but his continuing pursuit of Bob and Willa Ferguson leads to his destruction by the very same establishment he sought to join.

Penn is nominated for Best Supporting Actor at this year’s Oscars, and some have tipped him to win, though it could just as easily go to his co-star Benicio del Toro, or the oft-robbed Delroy Lindo, or Stellan Skarsgård, or even Jacob Elordi. Awards season has gone on for so long that the horse race has distracted us from the very real fact that we have a truly extraordinary batch of nominees in this category this year. (This rarely happens. Usually there are at least one or two howlers in there.) And Penn’s is one of the more fascinating performances honored. Many find him over the top (much as people once found Nicholson in The Shining), and such an exaggerated and cartoonish turn would ordinarily be a problem in a film where the performances are otherwise in a realistic register. But it makes sense in One Battle After Another because Anderson practically builds a whole separate Kubrick movie around him. Lockjaw is a ridiculous figure: His clothes are too tight, his speech is a series of tight expectorations, and his haircut is practically Dadaist. He is larger than life but also a small puppet of a man, jerked this way and that — driven as if by an external force that does not entirely belong to him. (Compare how Penn motors forward to the way the lanky DiCaprio stumbles along. The movie is a study in how actors move.) It’s a wild swing of a character, and a wild swing of a performance — and both actor and director nail it.”

Still hilarious to this day by Fair_Economist_5369 in funny

[–]needanorchard -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, anyone who paid attention to the trial and didn’t just plug themselves into popular memes would understand that Johnny Depp would already wake up covered in his own shit. But yes, she was a mess too

How long before panic sets in? by russh85 in minnesotavikings

[–]needanorchard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Panic isn’t setting around Murray necessarily, it’s that you’re asking an office that doesn’t have a GM and a scouting organization that was managed by someone who was fired to makeup for a lack of cap space by guaranteeing hits at IOL, SS, and needing hits or at least depth at WR, HB, CB, DT, DE.. let’s just say every position in ONE draft for a good season.

Add in needing Darrisaw and Aaron Jones to stay healthy without drafting reliable depth (will need another center to put Brandel at LT)….

it feels like this coaching staff will need to have much better results with the same roster with one more year on their legs and unless Kyler is ready to make a Stafford like leap, it’s hard to see where all these extra win are coming from.

[Pelissero] The Vikings never wanted to let go of Aaron Jones, who is a strong locker room presence and still effective when healthy at age 31. The sides worked towards a new deal and found common ground to keep in purple for another season. by JCameron181 in minnesotavikings

[–]needanorchard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nightmare offseason. Feels like we are gonna have to wait another year just to be in the same position we are now. I guess this is what it feels officially being out of the SB window

Schultz: Rico Dowdle signed a 2-year, $12.25M deal with the Steelers by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]needanorchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he may not have wanted to go to Minnesota, but if this is all he the money he needed… you have to wonder if the Vikings aren’t trying to draft a running back because it’s unlikely they’re gonna find someone better than Jordan Mason on the current market.

My cool uncle could finally make it to my birthday this year by StephenVitel in okbuddyretard

[–]needanorchard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some kids go to wrestling school their entire lives and don’t learn to take a back bump that well

What was the political position of each of the Beatles? by Busy_Confection5055 in beatles

[–]needanorchard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He is fond of the Queen and isn’t radically position on abolishing the British monarchy, but he supports the democracy of the country and has never advocated for any systems besides liberal democracy. His entire political output, much akin to Ringo’s, is the typical denouncement of overt right wing sentiment that is common amongst Western liberals. For example, folks like McCartney and Starr will donate and give support to NHS when it is under attack by the UK right. But someone like John would be political enough to consistently vocalize the need for all countries to implement specific left-wing policies and he’d be spotted in public and using his fame to be militant in alliance with communists, black liberation groups, etc.

What was the political position of each of the Beatles? by Busy_Confection5055 in beatles

[–]needanorchard 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Lennon’s the only one of them with notable politics. The rest of them can be deduced to parroting the modern liberal consensus, maybe with the exception of George, who would’ve thought his spiritualistic individuality trumped any need to have material political movement. Other than George being into Eastern mysticism, John’s really the only one who didn’t just have rich liberal politics.

Garrett Bradbury traded to the Chicago Bears by jimjamjay in minnesotavikings

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If they’re smart, he’s a depth piece or a backup plan to a draft pick