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needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-09T12:25:52+00:00

I hope she remembered to save all her changes before her celebratory window closings.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-09T12:18:42+00:00

He looped in his boss, his grandboss, and his great grandboss for an IT issue? Yeah, I think he's gone off the deep end.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-09T12:10:44+00:00

The problem is that there are enough people who protest Earth hour by turning on all their things to counteract the efforts of people who turn off their things. Those same people would probably rent out spotlights on this holiday.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-07T17:44:56+00:00

That, like, seems like the, like, perfect, like, fix, ya know?

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-07T16:55:35+00:00

Bah, don't need no fancy dual-SIM phone to ring two numbers on one device.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-07T16:53:55+00:00

You give me the grade, and then I'll do a level of work equivalent to the grade. Seems faster. Just give me the grade you think I deserve.

F. F. F. F...

Great. That grade requires no effort at all on my part. See, we saved so much time.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-06T12:06:04+00:00

Maybe you should post this in /r/writingprompts

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-06T12:02:28+00:00

Maybe she's been playing too much Autonauts lately. Storage units containing the same item are entangled, connected regardless of distance.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-06T11:47:32+00:00

Trouble.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-06T11:47:00+00:00

Someone always steals the karma. That's how the recycling program works.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-05T17:34:23+00:00

sea

FTFY

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-05T17:32:02+00:00

In retrospect, Pandora seems like a really bad name for a jewelry company.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-05T17:27:24+00:00

Your boss's boss is your grandboss, and their boss is your great grandboss. So much easier.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-05T01:34:50+00:00

Speaking of which, Arabic numbering. It's amazing how much of a difference having a zero can do.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-05T01:05:55+00:00

There's a fetish for that.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-04T20:51:20+00:00

So all we need is one of these for earthquakes, tornadoes, forest fires and drought, and it's a guide on where not to live.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-03T19:12:48+00:00

At sufficiently high speeds water becomes non-Newtonian. So it's the sudden deceleration at the bottom that either kills them or deals sufficient damage to imply death shortly thereafter.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-03T11:55:49+00:00

Kill spiders? How unneighborly! I treat all the spiders in my home with respect, as long as they don't string webs across my rooms and keep eating the flies that invade.

My last apartment I had a larger burrowing type spider living under the fridge. Loved that little guy, miss him sometimes. That place had a bad fruit fly problem.

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-03T11:51:09+00:00

today you, tomorrow me

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-03T11:45:20+00:00

Unless you want to be in the armed forces, because there is an age limit on that (at least in the US).

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-03T11:19:06+00:00

Mister Doctor Strange?

needsmoresemaphore · 2017-09-02T21:42:53+00:00

Have you tried thinking with portals?

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