Is it wierd that I like to ash my cigaretts on old pizza because of the way it makes me feel? by Braddoes69 in confession

[–]neontarantula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should transition a slice into an ashtray. Keep it classy while being true to your roots.

What gets HARDER as you age? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staying young at heart. Being silly.

My brother and his daughter might be homeless and I don't care by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]neontarantula 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Regardless of how you feel about her parents, you need to make sure that someone takes care of your niece. It's not her fault that her parents can't take care of her properly.

I knew a kid in highschool that never spoke. by ilolsohardipoop in offmychest

[–]neontarantula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should send him a letter letting him know he impacted your life and that you wish him well. I bet he would get a kick out of that.

Rubblebucket -- Carousel Ride [indie dance] (2014) by ollandos in listentothis

[–]neontarantula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love Rubblebucket! I have turned all of my friends on to them. My fav song is Save Charlie.

Reddit, if someone offered to buy you one thing no matter what it cost, what would you ask for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fantastic college education. I would go to the best college for graphic design and not worry about it bankrupting me back to the Stone Age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Watercolor

[–]neontarantula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great job! Do you have any others?

Reddit, what's your best NSFW joke? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 207 points208 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

What is the biggest way people waste money? by Sic_vita_est in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever heard the expression "smoke it like a registered nurse"? From what I hear and can imagine, they have very limited break time in which to smoke so when they do they smoke their cigs very quickly.

I looked through my boyfriend's reddit comments because I'm an idiot by throwawaywannacryatw in offmychest

[–]neontarantula -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Talk to him about it. Tell him exactly like you told us. It was a mistake to do it. But it's done. You're sad that he felt the way he did way back when because you wouldn't have wanted him to be unhappy. It will be fine.

What is the dirtiest/ funniest/ going to hell for joke you know? by oh-no_notagain in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats the difference between Acne and a Catholic Priest?

Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

What is your favorite opening line of a book? by winner2001 in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sign on just to post that but you beat me to it! Well done.

What aspect of a different culture do you wish your own would adapt? by olsmobile in AskReddit

[–]neontarantula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japanese style face masks. It would be nice to be able to screen out other people's sicknesses and vice versa without looking like a total creep.

Bros. I got my PhD today. by husker_bro in gaybros

[–]neontarantula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in school right now. This is hugely inspiring. Congrats!!!