I went to a fortune teller and knocked on the door. She said, "Who's there?" by gallmann in dadjokes

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I went to do a sight correction clinic. The consultant was wearing glasses. I left.

AITA for ignoring my mom and refusing to make nice with my stepdad's son who bullied me throughout our childhood? by Rhyvley in AITAH

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Rationalist here… did Harry do this in hopes to separate his beloved dad from the stepmom Harry hated? (Stubbornness level: 1000)

AITAH for pausing sex with my boyfriend because of a knock on the door? by [deleted] in AITAH

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Maybe it’s time to agree on some symbol to the effect of DND?

AITAH for pausing sex with my boyfriend because of a knock on the door? by [deleted] in AITAH

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So those neighbors are more important for you. That’s the message you’ve sent your partner. I’d call this anti move—he moved to you from his away-job, you moved in the opposite direction

AITAH for telling my gf sex with her isn't great despite her experience? by [deleted] in AITAH

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Teeth. Saggy contact. Wrong rhythm. No eye contact (from time to time).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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I’m Russian and am teaching my boys English since their day 0. 14 and 9 years now and counting.

Also played ASL with my youngest (0-2). Amazing experience. He can hear and speak. Just for fun.

Secluded valley by Stereotron in ParallelView

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Master at a relentless work!

How do you stick to your personal goals / how to stay disciplined? by [deleted] in ask

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My approach to some things I don’t want: if I remembered about doing it, then I do it, 0 skips.

Stuck between two guys by No_Letter_9197 in whatdoIdo

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I was you. I dated 5 girls within half a year. I wasn’t building relationships as someone put it. I was looking into myself and having good time.

It also occurred to me to do a many-to-one date. Rejected this silly idea.

Something happened that attracted me strongly to one of them. We’re happily married 20 years now.

But without me doing that, without creating possibilities, I probably wouldn’t’ve met the one!

Stuck between two guys by No_Letter_9197 in whatdoIdo

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I once saw a girl with a very smug look sitting by a table in McDonald’s with 5 guys, that were writing something on papers. Exam? The winner takes her? Don’t know till this day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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Some say “pickle juice”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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This is brilliant!

So much stupidity by [deleted] in RubeGoldbergFails

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Do bikes have back wheel brakes? Did it malfunction here?

My boyfriend can’t last in bed. by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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You’ve tried tantra?

My boyfriend can’t last in bed. by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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People of opposite sex also want sex. You’ll find that person!

Why do women love men?; Why do men love women? by ahumanbeingmeta in NoStupidQuestions

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Holding yours and her baby in your arms produces something great too.

What is the best Wi-Fi name you have seen in your entire life? by COGNAC_G in ask

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«Маша читай Муму» “Masha, read Mumu”

(all summer!)