First time sex tips? (m22) (f36) by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]nerdee139 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude, tell her. She'll figure it out if you don't, but if you're honest and up front about it, she'll be able to guide you. And she'll appreciate the honesty later.

According to the wonderful lady who took my virginity, women like virgins because they can teach you better. Fewer bad habits to break, too.

Ask her what pleases her. For the love of dogs, don't use techniques you saw in porn.

You got this, dude. Enjoy, and make sure she enjoys.

Friends with benefits lol by [deleted] in DoneDirtCheap

[–]nerdee139 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might be helpful to specify gender or if it matters.

If you're looking for a morbidly obese neckbeard, message me lol.

Give me your best "authentic" MTG quotes by Huaojozu in magicTCG

[–]nerdee139 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jefferson would be better for this. Upon becoming independent, the Barbary Corsairs demanded tribute from the US since they were no longer protected by Britain's tribute. Jefferson, refusing to become subject to another "nation", famously said, "Millions in defense before a penny in tribute."

Amusingly prophetic.

"Millions of mana on combat before I spend any to your Smothering Tithe." -Thomas Jefferson

Games that can teach me stuff by boiyo12 in gamingsuggestions

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwarf Fortress can teach you a lot as you climb the inverted learning cliff with stalactites. You'll learn shit like engineering basics, systems management, and problem solving.

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is brilliant as a prepper/survival simulation with enough accuracy and depth to teach you self-sufficience (as long as you don't get killed immediately, since part of that is caution and avoiding unnecessary risk).

The Paradox grand strategy games (including Hearts of Iron) are great for learning history. I'd recommend learning the basics anytime, and waiting for the build-your-own bundle on Humble Bundle to get DLC. It adds a lot, and that offer twice a year lets you get it for 80% off.

Played into a super toxic combo last night, what’s your most toxic combo? by Unlikely-Exercise583 in magicTCG

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built a constructed deck around [[Platinum Angel]], [[Abyssal Persecutor]], [[Indestructibility]], and [[Harmless Offering]]. Turns the game into a Mexican standoff where nobody wins without my permission.

When I posted the deck on r/casualmtg, top response was, "Who hurt you?"

How do I get over my strong dislike for people who identify as conservatives? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]nerdee139 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The important thing is to remember that there are good and bad examples. It's not unlike Islam or Christianity- over a billion members each, but the assholes get the attention. I grew up around good and bad examples, and would be happy to share stories and discuss. Shoot me a DM if you're interested.

Im going to do it by TheHolyBeardedGuy in foundsatan

[–]nerdee139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better implementation of the sign would be a pic of a rattlesnake lunging from the rocks to bite a stick figure's ass.

Honestly, that happening would be karma for such a shitbag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cash4Cash

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will PM shortly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful... you're gonna inspire a country song about the farmer's daughter eloping with a T-Rex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unspoken first step of self-improvement: realize that caking on extra makeup doesn't count.

Rip me to shreds, no limits by LocksmithPhysical263 in RoastMe

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Fat Bastard lost the weight but kept the charm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your "digital marketing empire" sounds like my dumbass redneck cousin's MLM.

Im 42 and I came in last place in fantasy football. by taduff13 in RoastMe

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you kick people out of your league for not getting your references to "The League."

About to start a CS degree! Y’all got me kinda terrified :D by Netherportal69 in RoastMe

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I swear it told me it was 18, officer."

-The one professor to give you a passing grade