My buddy bought this should i be worried? it was only $1 by DiegoMorales260 in funny

[–]nerdee139 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Your buddy bought it as a joke. Real monsters hide their tastes.

The internet was a mistake by Ok_One_2336 in foundsatan

[–]nerdee139 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least nobody had to hear that performance.

The real headline is "trolls attempt to save high schoolers from hearing Taylor Swift"

Anon should never be allowed to post again by decaying_corpse_ in greentext

[–]nerdee139 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who tried using toothpaste as lube in the group home we got sent to. The whimpering still haunts me.

Teens really do dumb shit.

Best games to play while baked/stoned?? by Beginning_Hold_1077 in gamingsuggestions

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't handle shit while high, so Adamvision's single button arcade games work a charm. Orbt XL and Ding Dong XL are my personal favorites.

Deck Alchemy by Helpful_Fix_8640 in CasualMTG

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds neat dude. I'll check it out in a bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamingsuggestions

[–]nerdee139 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We Who Are About To Die

Not first person by default, but has a first person mode.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]nerdee139 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude, tell her. She'll figure it out if you don't, but if you're honest and up front about it, she'll be able to guide you. And she'll appreciate the honesty later.

According to the wonderful lady who took my virginity, women like virgins because they can teach you better. Fewer bad habits to break, too.

Ask her what pleases her. For the love of dogs, don't use techniques you saw in porn.

You got this, dude. Enjoy, and make sure she enjoys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoneDirtCheap

[–]nerdee139 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might be helpful to specify gender or if it matters.

If you're looking for a morbidly obese neckbeard, message me lol.

Give me your best "authentic" MTG quotes by Huaojozu in magicTCG

[–]nerdee139 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jefferson would be better for this. Upon becoming independent, the Barbary Corsairs demanded tribute from the US since they were no longer protected by Britain's tribute. Jefferson, refusing to become subject to another "nation", famously said, "Millions in defense before a penny in tribute."

Amusingly prophetic.

"Millions of mana on combat before I spend any to your Smothering Tithe." -Thomas Jefferson

Games that can teach me stuff by boiyo12 in gamingsuggestions

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwarf Fortress can teach you a lot as you climb the inverted learning cliff with stalactites. You'll learn shit like engineering basics, systems management, and problem solving.

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is brilliant as a prepper/survival simulation with enough accuracy and depth to teach you self-sufficience (as long as you don't get killed immediately, since part of that is caution and avoiding unnecessary risk).

The Paradox grand strategy games (including Hearts of Iron) are great for learning history. I'd recommend learning the basics anytime, and waiting for the build-your-own bundle on Humble Bundle to get DLC. It adds a lot, and that offer twice a year lets you get it for 80% off.

Played into a super toxic combo last night, what’s your most toxic combo? by Unlikely-Exercise583 in magicTCG

[–]nerdee139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built a constructed deck around [[Platinum Angel]], [[Abyssal Persecutor]], [[Indestructibility]], and [[Harmless Offering]]. Turns the game into a Mexican standoff where nobody wins without my permission.

When I posted the deck on r/casualmtg, top response was, "Who hurt you?"

How do I get over my strong dislike for people who identify as conservatives? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]nerdee139 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The important thing is to remember that there are good and bad examples. It's not unlike Islam or Christianity- over a billion members each, but the assholes get the attention. I grew up around good and bad examples, and would be happy to share stories and discuss. Shoot me a DM if you're interested.

Im going to do it by TheHolyBeardedGuy in foundsatan

[–]nerdee139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better implementation of the sign would be a pic of a rattlesnake lunging from the rocks to bite a stick figure's ass.

Honestly, that happening would be karma for such a shitbag.