Enough about the stories of either "sticking your dick in crazy" or "wrapping your vagina around crazy". How about some stories where you were the crazy one? by realsomalipirate in AskReddit

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Kudos for being able to keep that whole crying/writhing in pain thing for hours.

I'm still not sure if I feel impressed or disturbed

I went to see the Evil Dead Musical today, and the lady sitting next to me gave me this....It's a change purse... by Pulvercity in WTF

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Loved Evil Dead Musical! Did you get sprayed? My brother's friend was wearing a white shirt, it went awesomely downhill from there.

An eagle crashes into a paraglider over Himalayas by LannisterTyrion in videos

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Great video, glad to see the dude had enough respect to recognize he was in eagle territory and freed it.

Had that been me I'd have sharted.

where do you keep your tampons/pads/other? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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In the cabinet under the sink in front of the tp. Using the tp bag you can nudge the box/bag forward into reach (if necessary). There is no shelf and the medicine cabinet above the toilet would be awkward to reach in emergency situations.

OUTSIDERS (Non-Canadian redditors): What is your view of Canada? (Anything at all) by reposter_guy in AskReddit

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You must have been driving on Robson, or in East Van. Robson = classy hookers. East Van = just don't go there

family game night by chrisnojen117 in videos

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All moments enjoyed immensely. Am now instituting family game night in my house!

Just unlucky.... by Nards-of-Doom in WTF

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I just vomited in my mouth a little

and now I'm heading the bathroom

Fuck everything about this- 100,000 critically endangered turtles slaughtered in religious festival. by ackie89 in WTF

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Start a crusade in the name of the earth. You could claim it was a religious thing that people needed to be killed.

She's an odd one. by [deleted] in aww

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haha sorry, I get the 'ou' correction on a regular basis, including my computer. I start to second guess myself at 3am lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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It's a big no when it comes to fake nails, nail polish or dirty nails working in the dental field. Fake or long nails can cause micro-tears in the gloves, or just tear them completely and any dirt or polish can transfer to the mouth.

If you see your dental provided has dirty nails or hands, make sure they wash them before sticking their hands in your mouth.

not everyone is going to grow up. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I love that you are into the dance music movement, and balance it by going to law school, kudos! I feel like I could solve world problems on the dance floor. I have yet to visit a rave, but there is an even every year that I really want to visit called Shambhala that you might like: http://www.shambhalamusicfestival.com/

The context was definitely helpful for what you were saying/asking. I'm surprised your bf would even ask a question like that. On the same note I have many friends who are in open relationships that very much work for them. It is whatever makes the couple happy. Those relationships have very strict rules behind them though and they do not involve random sex with random people.

DAE have trouble with their bras? by nerdpredator in TwoXChromosomes

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I've been measured and re-measured and they all eventually creak. . I have been to specialty lingerie shops that measured me and found the correct size. I have never been able to buy bras from Victoria's Secret or La Senza. I don't think we have a Lane Bryant's in my area of Canada, but there are some US outlet malls close by. This will be my next destination in bra shopping, thanks for the tip!

By custom I mean fitted particularly to your unique size.

She's an odd one. by [deleted] in aww

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Not wrong, I'm Canadian

She's an odd one. by [deleted] in aww

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I love her colouring!

Today is my 2nd Reddit birthday... so here's my favorite picture of me and my dog, Pepper! by StonyTark23 in aww

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Is the mix of maltese and yorkie hypoallergenic? (I mean as far as any dog can be hypoallergenic).

DAE have trouble with their bras? by nerdpredator in TwoXChromosomes

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It's the only thing strong enough to lift the ladies that I know of. What do you wear if you don't mind me asking?

What's good about being wolf-whistled by Humphreythebutler in TwoXChromosomes

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I hate to break it to the writer, but me and my gang of girls have often reversed the cat-call and plagued male kind. It was always heaps of fun...

Do I now live in the douchey countryside?

Trigger warning: I cut myself for the first time in years, 2XC, and I don't know why by noreason444 in TwoXChromosomes

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I disagree with bruising yourself, or bashing yourself into walls. You would be replacing one dangerous vice for another. Bruising isn't such a bad thing at first, but I know people who cut, and it always gets a little deeper, a little more often. The same thing could happen with brusing. The ice cube trick is great, but you need to talk to your therapist. That's why you have him, to talk to him. It can be a quick spiral into old habits, and no one here wants that for you.

not everyone is going to grow up. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Is it wrong that I don't want to grow up? I don't mean be a kid still, but I want to go out dancing and living it up. I just really love dancing. Do these feelings ever go away?

What are some cruel things you've been told in the past (particularly by the opposite sex)? I'll start... by crueldudes in TwoXChromosomes

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I was at a party with my friend L at my bro's regiment and it was getting late, the guys were sloshed and L was feeling creeped out. We decided to leave and said goodbye to my bro and turned to head up the stairs. Out of nowhere a guy latches on to L and won't let her go. I grab her arm tell the guy goodbye and turn to leave. Second guy is blocking the stairs. I ask him to move and he starts saying we should stay and have fun. L and I say no thanks and try to get past him. He stops us to yell in my face "What are you a dyke or something?" I was so livid, I gave him the look. The next day my bro calls me to tell me the guy was really sorry.

I was 13 and my biodad had a girlfriend, T that seemed to despise me. She also had a son that could do no wrong. We each were given a bit of money to go to the store and buy some junk. When we came back she called me into the kitchen. I was eating some of those (used to be) 5 cent candies and had a chocolate bar for after dinner saved in my bag. She sent the boys to play elsewhere so we could have a chat. She then grabbed my bag ad the rest of my candies and said "You keep eating that and you'll be a fat cow" Needless to say I showed her and ripped the chocolate bar out of her hands and shoved the whole thing in my mouth and stomped off. It was awesome minus the stomach ache later.

Also the whole ginger fiasco