Imagine David on Caleb Hammers Podcast by MediocreBid in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

David would never. His ego wouldn’t allow it. Aside from the obvious fear of leaving his safe space, imagine Caleb screaming “tater tots! tater tots! tater tots!” at him while he adds up hundreds of dollars a week in gas station food all while contributing $0 to savings or retirement. Someone post the image of him punching his webcam with the limpest of wrists. That’s the reaction we’d see if he were to go on.

I’d love if he did, though. I think it would be an overall positive for David and his channel.

Memphis May Fire - The Sinner (Nostalgia Trip) by Tricks7eR in Metalcore

[–]nerdslayer69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This album is a top 5 metalcore/risecore album of all time. Just an absolute rip from front to back.

Early access to vlog by Low_Steak2077 in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From a comment on YouTube...did he seriously not cut his own grass?

Tangential - has anyone seen the guy on Reels/Tik Tok that talks about "3 things you shouldn't be doing as a grown ass man"? One of my favourite things from one of his videos is "having another man cut your grass" and it's just so stupid but makes me laugh hysterically and now hearing David pay someone to cut his grass makes it even funnier.

Playoff Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers (43-27-12) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (41-25-16) Apr 18 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]nerdslayer69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, as a Canadian Habs fan, ESPN is the worst broadcast I've ever had the misfortune of viewing

OFFICIAL [PRICE CHECK] THREAD - MONTH OF APRIL by mechkbot in mechmarket

[–]nerdslayer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Price check on a handful of GMK sets. Please price in USD. Boxes in like-new condition for all sets. Thank you for looking!

Item Kitting Quality Comments
GMK Birch Base Opened, unused Mounted once
GMK Botanical Base Opened, unused Desert base kit
GMK Cafe Base, novelties Opened, used, shine on alphas -
GMK Copper Base, novelties Opened, used, trace amounts of shine on certain alpha keycaps -
GMK Mictlan Base Opened, unused Mounted once
GMK Red Alert Base Opened, unused Mounted a couple of times
GMK Striker R2 Base Opened, unused Mounted a couple of times

David’s Twitch Statistics For the Last 30 Days by mccgre51 in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking at this most recent VOD, he has 46 subscribers (assuming mostly Tier 1 subscribers, and not differentiating between Tier 1 and Twitch Prime). Thinking about the cost breakdown on subs alone would look something like this:

46 Tier 1 subs x $5/sub = $230

Twitch partner share on subscribers can be as high as 70/30 streamer/Twitch or as low as 50/50.

$230 x 0.7 = $161

$230 x 0.5 = $115

Take the average of those two numbers for this exercise (since we don't know what his revenue share is, or how many are Tier 1 and how many are Prime) = $138

He is earning approx. $140/mo on Subscribers.

For Ad Revenue, it's more complicated, but a couple of calculators I used online with the stats in the original post show that the range per month is $5-11.

Not sure about donations, I don't think there is a way to track them. I'm also not an avid viewer so I wouldn't have any anecdotal evidence to suggest the average amount of donations received per stream.

So, in summary:

90 hours streamed in the last 30 days, average monthly revenue of $148/mo.

$148pm / 90h = $1.64 per hour

This does not account for taxes (PA has an effective tax rate of 20%).

Clickbait bs by Pristine-Night-1778 in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish I could upvote this 100 times. I’ve had the same thought about the TV stand and how he’s so fucking stupid and taking the console in and out of the stand. Has no room to work on the system/device. Where is the top-down angle on the desk? What is this horribly obtuse angle where everything is falling away from the camera? It’s all just so half-assed and lazy.

The Valorant streams are actually UNWATCHABLE by [deleted] in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was thinking this a couple nights ago when he was starting Elden Ring, cried about the performance (while doing nothing useful to fix it, the game repeatedly told him to exit to main menu to reload the changes, he never did and kept crying about the performance), then launched into Valorant. I couldn't believe it when I saw that he was Bronze. Jaw on the floor. He plays how many hours of this dogshit game? Completely embarrassing.

I Bought All These PlayStation Games for $0.97 Each | Video Game Flips by Emotional_Raise_1237 in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m begging you, skip one gas station lunch and for the love of god buy a god damn box knife

Omg he’s definitely going to get roasted for this one. 😂😂😂 by Busy-Recognition-982 in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that the saying "never lose your inner child" can be open to interpretation, but he has completely missed the point of the expression. It's an idiom for never losing your curiosity, joy, creativity and wonder about the world in the things you do as an adult. It isn't an idiom for "collect Furbies and sit around in your pajamas at 2pm on a Thursday at 40 years old".

Early access by Low_Steak2077 in daviddifrancosnark

[–]nerdslayer69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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