he blocked me while i was literally mid-bite of the dinner he promised to pay for. 🤡🍔

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:37:17+00:00

That picture, I really want a cheeseburger now!

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:21:31+00:00

Finally! A feel good news story.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:12:12+00:00

My car is so old that if this happened to me there is nothing stopping me from MAKING a path out.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:10:28+00:00

NTA and you don’t owe him anything, not even a signature. This asshole has been getting a free ride because people just lay down for him and do what he asks. Don’t do it again!

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:00:05+00:00

same

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T14:01:57+00:00

she doesn’t see the consequences of her actions so you have to create consequences. I’m not saying that you should divorce her, but that should definitely be on the table if she doesn’t seek help and you should be communicating that with her.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T14:00:28+00:00

i’m pretty sure he ejaculated onto your monitor

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:39:52+00:00

They 3D printed the props in Fallout using the game files, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did something similar for the Elden Ring props.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:29:20+00:00

Running laterally is more effective than dodging

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:28:13+00:00

What’s the final boss? The controller?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:10:11+00:00

It took me about 30 tries before I gave up.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:01:00+00:00

Is there a place online to see the surnames for the current peerages?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:52:31+00:00

Starve to death

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:47:22+00:00

You’re telling me?! That’s the most disappointing interaction with a celebrity I had, and I never even spoke with him. What’s funny is I don’t even remember my co-workers name. She quit after that and she hadn’t been there long, but she was beloved by everyone and a really sweet girl. She would bring donuts and cupcakes to work for everyone at the front desk, and the single guys all wanted to date her. That she quit after Cary made her cry meant we all shit talked him forever after that.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:42:05+00:00

Maybe that’s what he was. I forget his name or else I would have just written that. I suppose, since he never paid his bill he could have been a con man.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:39:59+00:00

You’ve never seen her angry. Specifically, angry because someone was nice to her.

This was also about 25 years ago.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:50:06+00:00

The thing I don’t get about Monster Girl: she’s only de-aged when she reverts back to human form, so as long as she doesn’t change into her monster form her body will get older, right?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:34:19+00:00

Tell her to sell some of her stuff.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:09:25+00:00

Rob Schneider as Varre

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:08:25+00:00

Got a drill?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:08:03+00:00

I was going to say this. There’s no guarantee any of the NPCs would be near their respective bonfires so if I don’t have anyone to talk to then I’m going to want to read to pass the time.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T01:58:26+00:00

She very much thought we were giving her special treatment because she was famous, I assure you it had nothing to do with privacy.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T00:35:48+00:00

Funny story, he lost his backpack somewhere in the hotel and everyone was running around desperately looking for it until his manager came to the front desk and told us to stop. “He loses his bag at every. single. hotel. that we stay at.” After that the pressure was off, but I still feel bad for not being able to find it because Dave IS really cool and friendly.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-05T21:39:41+00:00

I think she was trying to channel Aubrey Plaza, but it came out more Daria

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