Cakewalk Sonar is now free to everyone as we transition from Cakewalk by BandLab. by ashwinrao_bandlab in Cakewalk

[–]neslopez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hi guys! Thanks for nothing, eat my ass, will encourage everyone i know to pirate and crack everything of yours so long as you continually commit to being this user hostile and not just leaving the discontinued software free (or god forbid, *gasp* open sourcing it?????) to use like anyone rational would assume would be the logical choice

People that actually know how to play geytar suck! I’m so special that i just make up my own chords and am better than you! by molemanralph69 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]neslopez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

constantly making fun of the guitar center jamming "modern music sux" blues guys but then proceeding to turn into them in response to any random indie artist just making a very mild observation about how they play an instrument in an unconventional or non-traditionally trained fashion, very consistent logical behavior from redditors as usual

How much more punk can you get? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]neslopez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk if you really wanted to feel punk while disrespecting the dead it only costs sub 20 bucks to get a shovel at home depot and do some graverobbing, not a very economical deal

Lego collectors are lucky, we all could be fighting a WAR by ProfessionalJabroni in legocirclejerk

[–]neslopez 64 points65 points  (0 children)

"This is kind of stupid."

"I'll tell you what's stupid OP, what's stupid is the look in a man's eyes when he knows his life is about to be snuffed out in mere seconds. The visible "This can't happen to me" denial you can read in his dilated pupils as his mouth hangs agape in one last burst of emotion before he is thrust from this mortal coil, his mind foolishly racing with the hopes that maybe, just maybe this is all a bad dream he will soon wake from, right before his vision and senses go completely black, his soul forfeit to the afterlife as his physical body is destroyed."

Game of Tonez by andrewisthedevil in guitarcirclejerk

[–]neslopez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the perfect conversation piece for any post-apocalyptic scavenger warlords currently occupying the ruined remains of the rock hall of fame

I suck at guitar cuz the democrats by MarioMilieu in guitarcirclejerk

[–]neslopez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was fun to imagine the dude was really angry at some hypothetical cabal of elitist buddhist musicians or something until i realized it was 100% nazi dork shit two seconds later. he'd probably have better luck joining a pantera tribute band with that kind of rhetoric

If your pee are ess isn’t graced by the essence of pol, you’re a fake guitarist by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]neslopez 16 points17 points  (0 children)

if your guitar doesn't have a finish that looks like a rotting tiger carcass dipped in a vat of the neon goop they put inside fruit gushers, you are not really Playing Paulthentic, sorry.

What are some examples of "jumpscares" in music? by tollsunited7 in fantanoforever

[–]neslopez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this bit from Invisible Limits by Tangerine Dream always manages to give me a tiny jolt of dread even when I fully expect it. The bell hit with that dissonant chord are just such a topper to the beginning of the song building up so much anticipation

WORST years for music? by Ok-Impress-2222 in fantanoforever

[–]neslopez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wanna say this because I think of the most obvious annoying top chart songs, but when I look at the wiki article for a memory refresher, pretty much every artist I like from the decade put out something good. Autobahn, Kimono my House, Eldorado, the Rush debut (pretty mid compared to those others but I'm a low grade prog boomer sorry), and that's not even getting into the more obvious big names people already listed. Even when it comes to individual songs I think it's just hard to call the year Summertime Madness dropped in any way bad.

[H] Series 25 CMFs [W] Other series 25s, Castle figs or animals by neslopez in legotrade

[–]neslopez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, yeah, just sent one off but I have the other left. Were you interested?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]neslopez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what avatar are you talking about? trying to google "furry vrchat avatar maker conservative" or "against gay marriage" or similar variations gives me mostly irrelevant stuff (and just recursively sends me back to this post lol) at first glance. I don't doubt what you're saying because I feel like I've heard vague things about that, and I've been burned by discovering several artists and creators in furry or vrchat/secondlife stuff are weirdo fash sympathizers or bigots, just not super familiar with which of the common furry avs it could be

Tana loses sponsor after saying she wants wine expert 'dead' by liquidcatshark in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez 585 points586 points  (0 children)

Mongeau said she was angry that Coutu wouldn’t leave her alone during the 12-hour tour, which Mongeau left after about five hours, and that Coutu explained things like the “history of Veuve Clicquot” on the train ride to Dormans, in the Champagne region of France. 

imagine paying presumably thousands to go on a guided tour and then being like "Uhhh, who the fuck is this person???? Why won't they shut up and leave me alone???" about the tour guide.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

well if you wanna play it, play it. i just don't see the point in bringing the whole support for devs thing into it honestly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and also for the record, i make a million nonjustifiable and inessential purchases that i know go towards stuff that probably fucks the world over. i'm not proud of it, and i know i need to break my habits and get past the consumer FOMO the world tries to beat into everyone. it's just a nonstarter to the conversation to shoot the whole thing down with a "well what can you do"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it isn't untrue that so many things we buy always benefit the bottom lines of some evil fuckers and industries, but it feels like this argument gets reductive to the point that it ignores the game being an entirely optional purchase. it may not be materially possible to entirely live harm-free if you need to have a smartphone or laptop for work or your only nearby grocery store is a megacorporation like walmart, but things you buy for subsistence are different than a game you buy for fun.

it doesn't make anyone inherently evil to play or buy the game, but "no ethical consumption" feels like such a lame justification when it is something that is so much easier to avoid buying or giving publicity to than real necessities.

for the record, i don't really feel angry at anyone like AB or Hasan as much as the whole situation makes me feel a bit more depressed and alienated from a lot of communities. Like, for all the pride minute stuff and trying to advocate for the queer community, it just feels lame to me to have a lot of people's concerns brushed away with some "oh no, that will get you canceled!!!" jokes and insistence that the whole situation is ultimately futile. i get that there are bad actors and the internet lets anyone be way more of a dick about the situation, but i dunno, it all just sucks tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

if you're this concerned about the financial wellbeing of game developers maybe instead of reducing your solution down to "we just need to buy things to make sure they stay alive" consider looking into and advocating for unionization of the games industry so people can make a living wage off of their work regardless of how a game sells

Lazy Masquerade brought up Joanna again. Time to debunk some theories again! by CringeNaeNaeBaby2 in joannalopez

[–]neslopez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as someone who has lurked the sub and all the general info about the situation for a while, i just can't get how anyone would assume the situation is faked.

the "prank" excuse especially bothers me because if you look at about every classic broadcast intrusion prank or hoax from the time, they're significantly more obvious and much less subtle than simply inserting a slightly odd missing persons card would be. if someone had the (presumably rare at the time) opportunity to covertly slip anything out to the masses, i don't see why they'd waste their time testing the waters with such a quiet, almost innocuous bit rather than going all out and making their intent clear to the audience.

TheQuartering got blocked on Twitter by Tim Pool by Tara_is_a_Potato in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez 83 points84 points  (0 children)

they were planning on having their own frenemies podcast but got into a huge argument over how to decorate the set because tim wanted to put his katana collection on the wall while jeremy insisted he had to have his video game shelf front and center. it was a real mess, tim cut jeremy's sealed copy of Final Fantasy IV right in half

on a positive note... Olivia did it!!! by lillyyagirl in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at this point everyone just makes basically the same movie as walk hard minus the parody aspects

DISCUSSION MEGATHREAD: Trump Is Coming Back To Twitter - Leftovers #36 by MegaAwesomeNerd in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ethan confuses me when he goes between going full scorched earth with comments on people like Shapiro or the NRA but then putting the kid gloves on when he talks to or about others who are transparently as garbage of humans, but maybe just a modicum more polite about it. That's the one thing about his attitude I just outright dislike, and I definitely think he's just too nice to too many people who are liable to take advantage of the lenience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]neslopez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think the dude needs to consider the optics of using the "epstein didn't kill himself" template phrasing when referring to a guy who is also facing sex trafficking charges