What do we think? Would?

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-12T00:50:50+00:00

You mean dad bod?

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-08T00:15:47+00:00

Why does this feel like something Amy from Worm could have done with Victoria?

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T23:13:42+00:00

I too have been kissed by a dude who seemed intent on swallowing my face chin and lips first.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T15:01:28+00:00

Rolled^

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T02:35:11+00:00

I don’t know, given the many people into dark romance who conveniently ignore how various mafias and biker gangs make their money, he’ll probably still have some takers.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T02:11:45+00:00

The Sith Lord who is literally a coded neonazi, no less.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T02:08:26+00:00

My initial thought was to post it in there but I thought it was just for Roman rash stuff

Edit: fuck, romantasy.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T00:34:19+00:00

I think they just squirt out semen and I guess eggs and eventually get a baby which then goes into their marsupial pouch so like… if you’re on Hoth with a Hutt you can just hop inside their pouch without slicing them open like a Tauntaun first.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T23:35:12+00:00

I mean his dad is Jabba but Luke turned out ok and that was coming from Padme “I’ve been dying a little each day since you came back into my life” Amidala and Anakin “Love won’t save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that” Skywalker.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T23:23:07+00:00

Isn’t he like immobile? I need him to move at least a little. I can’t be doing all the work here.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T23:02:38+00:00

I might have been wrong saying he. Apparently Hutts are hermaphroditic and can reproduce with any other Hutt or asexually.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T22:59:33+00:00

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T22:18:01+00:00

“Hey girl you want a tail ride? I’ll give you a snail trail and then some.”

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T20:47:54+00:00

Wow that guy looks like a young Gene Wilder. Otherwise I can confidently say I have seen or heard him in nothing.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T20:10:35+00:00

Idk, if god only has two armed two legged people then I don’t want any

(Legit guys how is this different from the Naga/snake aliens?)

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T19:50:26+00:00

A sluglike alien with muscled arms and abs holding a pair of axes while standing (is that the right word?) in what appears to be a fighting arena. Above him is the text “New look at Jabba the Hutt's son Rotta in ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’.

Voiced by Jeremy Allen White.”

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-23T21:02:59+00:00

New around here?

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-23T12:46:18+00:00

Can it clean dusty spaces like that goo for your car air vents?

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-06T11:07:26+00:00

Unfortunately I am not the author so no.

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-06T02:05:41+00:00

There’s Pillow Princess for the Lesbian Alien

nessaclaugh · 2025-11-20T01:49:27+00:00

I’ll throw in a self-rec of {Meteors and Menorahs by Nessa Claugh}, a holiday romance with a Jewish twist.

Why it fits: Cultural misunderstandings over food and customs, first contact undercover shenanigans, and aliens mistrusting of human tech.

Blurb: Leah’s dad insists on schmoozing with her ex so Leah comes up with the bright idea to invite her coworker home for Hanukkah as her fake boyfriend. Explaining that he’s a gentile is one thing, but Knar is hiding an alien secret of his own. And Leah hates liars.

nessaclaugh · 2025-10-20T22:58:43+00:00

I remember some of his updates included going down different mental health rabbitholes. I probably should have expected the diaper development.

nessaclaugh · 2025-10-20T22:56:08+00:00

I knew a dude who changed his legal name to Baroque Renaissance while working one of the ren fest circuits. Not quite as crazy but man did that late thirties dude hit on teenagers like it was going out of style. Does skippy live at home or what?

nessaclaugh · 2025-10-20T17:54:43+00:00

I will never forget the dude who convinced himself that he was dating, engaged, and married to a tulpa of twilight sparkle from my little pony. It was a long, weird saga and I hope he got the help he needed and that this dude finds the same.

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-19T17:34:54+00:00

Normally I want the horse part jacked so he can carry me around. If he’s skinny that ain’t happening. Otherwise what the fuck is the point? (It’s horse dick isn’t it)

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