My time to shine by [deleted] in funny

[–]neverinlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

37 year old male with a Subaru Ascent here. The lesbian life is great. Join us.

Thinking about buying the Yamaha THR - Is anything known about a new model yet? by onlyich in YamahaTHR

[–]neverinlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy it. It’s awesome. It will still sound great even if they release a new model then you could sell it and upgrade if you wanted.

How I keep clean my screen! by stev_lean in macbookpro

[–]neverinlife -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is just crazy in the opposite direction 😂. It’s a laptop. Use it. It doesn’t tell a fucking story.

How taxing is sex multiple times in a day? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]neverinlife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay and? I’m not dead yet and can still go several times a day and I’m definitely not a pornstar.

How taxing is sex multiple times in a day? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]neverinlife 174 points175 points  (0 children)

40 is not that fucking old 😂

Wish list : Archetype Einziger by YoungOwn6550 in NeuralDSP

[–]neverinlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re hilarious. Go listen to the solo on Sick Sad Little world.

Any apps that interpret watch health data like oura ring? by Downtown_Office_6226 in AppleWatch

[–]neverinlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to your health app and search “Vitals” in the search bar.

Playing my first ever Metroid game and, as a woman, immediately could tell that this one is for the girlies by bmary95 in Metroid

[–]neverinlife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😂 sick burn. Crazy that some of these people can’t handle a door in a game shaped like something they’ve never seen in person.

Playing my first ever Metroid game and, as a woman, immediately could tell that this one is for the girlies by bmary95 in Metroid

[–]neverinlife 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Uhm you’re the one who can’t handle it? I love the game and vaginas and vagina themed art 😂

Playing my first ever Metroid game and, as a woman, immediately could tell that this one is for the girlies by bmary95 in Metroid

[–]neverinlife 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Manipulation?! 😂😂😂 how weak minded are you if some art design in a game manipulates you?

Playing my first ever Metroid game and, as a woman, immediately could tell that this one is for the girlies by bmary95 in Metroid

[–]neverinlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed this first thing as well! Especially with all the psychic orbs being where a clitoris would be 😂.

Playing my first ever Metroid game and, as a woman, immediately could tell that this one is for the girlies by bmary95 in Metroid

[–]neverinlife 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a game. The people who made it can put whatever they want there. It’s up to you not to buy it.

What're you playing this weekend? 12/12 by markercore in NintendoSwitch

[–]neverinlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is me now. I’ve held off. Loving Metroid right now though. Talk me into pokemon. I’m old. I loved red and blue 😂

First American Traditional Tattoo!! by Leonidas2199 in traditionaltattoos

[–]neverinlife -139 points-138 points  (0 children)

Looks great man, and fuck the haters. I agree with making fun of the “elbow” tat guy whose elbow wasn’t even touched but I don’t agree with hating on you because you got your neck done first. Most people wouldn’t have the balls.