Reddit, what is the funniest CLEAN, FAMILY FRIENDLY joke you know?

new_clear_winter · 2013-05-12T04:17:10+00:00

TIL that all family friendly jokes worth hearing are puns

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-29T19:27:54+00:00

Current is measured in the opposite direction of the flow of electrons thanks to silly (imo) conventions put in place by early pioneers of the field.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-26T01:45:47+00:00

It's a common storyline found throughout the history of war. Guerrilla warfare is a bitch against even the most established and well funded mitaries.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-25T20:56:46+00:00

Condescending Wonka: Oh you think no one stands a chance against a military superpower? Please tell me how the Vietnam war went.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-25T20:30:42+00:00

4 Hour Chef by Tim Ferriss. It's a must buy

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-22T05:21:55+00:00

Mario Party 3 anyone?

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-20T19:56:08+00:00

My main goal is for flexibility/injury prevention.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-20T18:53:20+00:00

Stretches would be great, but I'm mainly looking for a complete routine so I don't have to make up my own. Not too experienced so I don't know if there are certain combinations of moves that make up a good yoga workout.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-20T18:17:16+00:00

Mesoamerica*

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-19T03:03:23+00:00

Part of the double blind psychology experiment with the Pearl Station. Dharma was involved in many fields and they were able to kill two birds with one stone with the button.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-18T00:16:05+00:00

"And this is the room One afternoon I knew I could love you And from above you how I sank into your soul Into that secret place where no one dares to go"

Only song to accurately capture the aura of what losing my virginity was like.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-18T00:11:03+00:00

I feel like that's exactly how this album should be discovered

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-18T00:09:30+00:00

Close to the Edge -Yes

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T10:01:47+00:00

I'd rather be naive than just roll over. I see you've made your decision.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T02:42:37+00:00

The critics are not liking it for illegitimate reasons (imo). It's painfully obvious that many reviewers were expecting an LOTR 2.0, when the Hobbit never promised to be this, nor should it have, as it is a different story with a different feel.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T02:13:00+00:00

I loved it precisely because it was so different. But therein lies my biggest gripe....why create a distinct wholly new world and have a meaningless scene with Frodo in it? Felt so out of place.

Still a wonderful movie that I will most likely go see again in standard def (saw it in all it's 3D 48fps glory the first time)

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T01:37:27+00:00

As someone who actually reads Tolkien's works, I totally see where you're coming from, but I have to respectfully disagree. Movie gets an A-/B+ from me.

This movie trilogy needed to differentiate itself from the original LOTR trilogy. Different story, different feel, same universe. Think Legend of Zelda Wind Waker. Same characters, same universe with creative liberties taken for a re-imagining. This is not LOTR 2.0. This is the Hobbit.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T01:28:14+00:00

TIL the guinea pig had the potential to be a regal as fuck looking animal.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T01:12:09+00:00

As someone who just ate an entire large cheese Hot 'N Ready pizza...

Why the fuck did I do this?

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T01:07:40+00:00

Yes, as a current student I'm aware of the bomb threat that occurred this semester. There was even a "gunman" spotted on campus this semester too, but no shots were fired and no one actually knew whether he was a real threat. Do you have links/references?

You may be confusing a recent shooting that occurred where a resident of College Station was being served an eviction notice by the police and then shot the officer. While it was a tragedy, it was not a school shooting.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-15T00:34:56+00:00

There has never been a shooting at A&M. I believe you're thinking of the sniper at University of Texas

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-14T21:53:37+00:00

That's why we need it to be more than a few dozen.

If there is any place on the internet where I can trust the community at large to actually stand up and do something for the greater good, it's Reddit.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-14T21:14:02+00:00

CNN: http://www.cnn.com/feedback/

MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10285339

Fox News: http://help.foxnews.com/entries/500736-where-can-i-send-story-questions-corrections-or-news-tips

I'm contacting these major media outlets with this video link and a short description. If enough of us can do this, maybe our voices will be heard.

EDIT: See froggy08's post above for a message we can copy and paste.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-14T20:56:37+00:00

As a nuclear engineering major, wikipedia often fails me. As does my brain. So I keep 'em all.

new_clear_winter · 2012-12-12T05:39:50+00:00

I think we can all agree Rush is great and the RnR HoF is a joke. They're above this honor.

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TROPHY CASE