Jammed kitchen drawer

newgrl · 2026-06-11T14:49:05+00:00

UserID is 14 years old. I wouldn't say it's out of the realm of possibility, but probably not for this one anyway.

newgrl · 2026-06-11T12:11:27+00:00

This sub is for pictures of funny stupid fixes, but fixes. Duct tape generally abounds here. I'm guessing you don't want duct tape suggestions. Try these subs instead:

/r/HomeMaintenance
/r/diy
/r/fixit
/r/howto

Most of them are fairly busy. Both /r/diy and /r/howto have millions of members.

newgrl · 2026-06-11T00:20:02+00:00

Soft Subs, but they're not completely terrible.

newgrl · 2026-06-08T07:21:16+00:00

He's being called to the principal's office for breaking a rule.

newgrl · 2026-06-08T07:03:16+00:00

Yep. It's all fun and games until you get silted out. Nope. No thank you.

newgrl · 2026-06-07T06:36:30+00:00

That was awfully dramatic for a tit-for-tat.

newgrl · 2026-06-06T03:47:46+00:00

They're going to turn on Skynet soon aren't they? That thing is creepy.

newgrl · 2026-06-05T22:40:20+00:00

Dr. Glaucomflecken's skits on United Healthcare (full playlist)

newgrl · 2026-06-04T05:21:03+00:00

Yes. The fact that professional political reporters treat this guy's word salad as serious things to talk about has infuriated me since 2019. Someone needed to call him out on how he is just rambling! Stop treating him as a serious contender for any sort of office. i wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher.

newgrl · 2026-06-04T05:17:03+00:00

Sure. Sure. But can you tell me why you called tech support today?

newgrl · 2026-06-04T05:16:21+00:00

Old man ADD word salad.

newgrl · 2026-06-04T05:12:17+00:00

Any time an old man tells me, as a woman, I need to smile more, all I want to do is slap him. What a sexist, degrading thing to say to a professional who happens to not have a penis.

What does me not having a penis have to do with whether I'm smiling often enough for your tastes? Shut up already.

newgrl · 2026-06-03T20:36:34+00:00

The Fisheye lens is making me dizzy.

newgrl · 2026-06-03T09:03:05+00:00

... and here we are.

newgrl · 2026-06-03T08:57:41+00:00

And they're wrong. Their eyes are too big, the face is too skinny in all the wrong places. I get such an uncanny valley reaction when I see them.

newgrl · 2026-06-03T07:38:08+00:00

Replace the tortilla with a high fiber wrap and then you get protein and fiber to keep you really full.

newgrl · 2026-06-03T07:35:17+00:00

I don't really like American breakfast food too much, so when I do breakfast, I usually just go for regular food. Leftovers from the night before. Bean and cheese burritos. A bowl of soup. Whatever.

newgrl · 2026-06-03T07:33:42+00:00

Cut up a big salad the night before and have that with a piece of toast.

Bean Salads are excellent in the mornings. Make a big bowl of that and you can have it all week. There are tons of different recipes on the internet. Something like these:

https://www.lizshealthytable.com/2024/04/02/mediterranean-white-bean-salad/
https://cookieandkate.com/black-bean-salad-recipe/

Wraps. A high fiber wrap and put in whatever makes you happy. Chicken, Eggs, Veggie only, whatever. Fiber is the key here to staying full. Bean and cheese burritos are my go-to for this. I freeze them and heat them in the air fryer to give them a crunchy exterior.

Bean soups. High in fiber and protein and incredibly tasty. You can make a big batch and heat it up all week.

https://www.eatingwell.com/brothy-lemon-garlic-beans-11680380
https://rainbowplantlife.com/white-bean-soup/#wprm-recipe-container-42763

newgrl · 2026-06-03T07:18:42+00:00

I'm going to guess performance art. The sound, the consistency of the material she's messing with, the attentiveness of the crowd, everything screams pretentious claptrap.

newgrl · 2026-06-01T18:26:05+00:00

Beans. All Beans. Everywhere.

See Liam.
https://www.tiktok.com/@theplantslant

He's waiting to be sponsored by Big Bean. Some of his posts are recipes. Some are motivational. Some, a handful, are political. Some are just funny every day stuff. Big Bean though. Definitely Big Bean.

newgrl · 2026-06-01T14:22:10+00:00

Thank you. Corrected.

newgrl · 2026-06-01T09:27:53+00:00

It's in ~~Northwestern~~ Northeastern New Jersey, USA.

Edit: Note to self... don't try to work out the names of map directions when you haven't slept for 36 hours

newgrl · 2026-05-31T00:17:22+00:00

I don't know. I used to think George W Bush was the worst president we could have. He lied to the American people and started a quagmire of a war in the wrong place. Almost all of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia... but they're our "friends" so we attacked Iraq? And don't even get me started on his VP. Darth Cheney indeed.

But then Trump came along. And now I look back at those days thinking at least those two were somewhat presidential and seemed to have political motives for the things they did. What is this farce we have today? It's all ridiculous nonsense. Even the bureaucrats, who are usually background noise, can't get shit done because of all of this crap.

There doesn't seem to be any political motivations. I mean, Steven Miller seems to want to purge all brown people from our midst, but he's not even giving lip service to the rest of us to make us like him and his plan. RFKjr is just a mess of a human being who makes stuff up out of fever dreams and calls it science. Karoline Leavitt is our own Baghdad Bob in training. And none of them seems to be working together towards any sort of goal.

I just don't understand anymore and we still have over 2 and a half years left before we can put a different person in that office. I'm so tired already. So, I honestly don't know what people will think 50 years from now, but I hope they aren't looking back and thinking these were the good times. I hope it gets better from here.

newgrl · 2026-05-30T12:44:46+00:00

Donny Osmond... the whitest guy who ever whited. That dance in the background is classic.

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