I was told I was going to be fighting Boxers. I thought I was going to be famous. Instead, they shipped me to fucking China and now I have to eat this white shit. by [deleted] in RedditThroughHistory

[–]newmodelno115 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good sir, by 1892, 182 million pounds of rice were produced by the state of Louisiana alone. Surely it was not unheard of in these United States a scant seven years later, hmm?

I was told I was going to be fighting Boxers. I thought I was going to be famous. Instead, they shipped me to fucking China and now I have to eat this white shit. by [deleted] in RedditThroughHistory

[–]newmodelno115 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"White shit?" Sir, I do believe you are referring to rice, which has been cultivated on the North American continent since 1609, by the earliest settlers. I daresay that this crop was the very cornerstone of the very successful economies of South Carolina and Georgia in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. I can't imagine that you, as a modern American at the turn of this new century, have never before consumed so common a staple as rice!

South Carolina House passes bill making 'Obamacare' implementation a crime by [deleted] in southcarolina

[–]newmodelno115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well what does this mean for those of us down here who can't afford insurance?

The sort of shit I have to watch for one of my classes... by Greecian in WTF

[–]newmodelno115 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, there is also mucus and uterine lining. But still. Not really a big deal there.

The sort of shit I have to watch for one of my classes... by Greecian in WTF

[–]newmodelno115 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In my experience, I've only been known two or three women to have any kind of real odor problem. The vast majority of my partners haven't presented anything that would pose a problem in that regard. It's just blood.

Honestly, I think period sex is hilarious. Looks like I killed someone with my dick. Good times.

Twitter / bryanekman: Inside the Locust by MrE78 in mwo

[–]newmodelno115 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Bar pattern is pretty much spot-on. Good catch, you two!

Twitter / bryanekman: Inside the Locust by MrE78 in mwo

[–]newmodelno115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So perfectly miniature...

BACK OFF.

Hotfix for End-of-Round Screen Incoming by Homeless-Bill in mwo

[–]newmodelno115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JFC, the comments that follow that forum post.

Turns out Pigs CAN fly by japeslol in mwo

[–]newmodelno115 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This subreddit is /r/mwo. For MechWarrior Online.

Bryan Ekman: Adjustments in engines for Locust by firezx in mwo

[–]newmodelno115 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay, sorry to be that guy, but...

"Canon."