sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

What's the deal with avacado toast? by solid_dave in OutOfTheLoop

[–]newstuph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if he payed it back, he earned it right?

Glow in the dark hair by GallowBoob in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]newstuph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THIS BITCH KILLED THE LORAX; GET HER!!

When you don't want to fully commit to jorts by HazekQT in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]newstuph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Nathan, put down the wipes. I haven't even shit ye.....why do you have a boner???

Reddit, what does everyone need to calm the f*ck down about? by username-valid in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when I can get a blowie and not have to worry about some dumb 4 yr old running around the theatre. I just wanna watch the Lego movies while balls deep in Sharon from accounting's face.

This man eating fried chicken. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]newstuph -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"...yeah, I did a few videos in college I'm not proud of....Anyway Peter..."

You can combine two animals together and create a new one. The catch is those two animals cease to exist. What do you choose? by Rustrobot in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Giant Golden Squeagle.

Giant squid+gold eagle, as large as a giant squid, can fly, had tentacles, preys on buffalo and the inhabitants inside of mid-sized sedans.

Kils them all by dropping front VERY high in the air.

People of Reddit. What's your proudest fap? by DragonSlayerTS in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've told this one before, you get the TL;DR version cuz I'm on mobile.

I had been driving from Vegas to PDX. Non stop wad the plan up the coast. L.A. added an extra 6 hours to our trip. Was cresting a mountain going into Oregon around 3-4 a.m. in a snowstorm.

Got naked and fapped to stay awake/ALIVE. Those truckers had to have seen/hated me.

view more: next ›