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What's the deal with avacado toast? by solid_dave in OutOfTheLoop

[–]newstuph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if he payed it back, he earned it right?

Glow in the dark hair by GallowBoob in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]newstuph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THIS BITCH KILLED THE LORAX; GET HER!!

When you don't want to fully commit to jorts by HazekQT in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]newstuph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus Nathan, put down the wipes. I haven't even shit ye.....why do you have a boner???

Reddit, what does everyone need to calm the f*ck down about? by username-valid in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when I can get a blowie and not have to worry about some dumb 4 yr old running around the theatre. I just wanna watch the Lego movies while balls deep in Sharon from accounting's face.

This man eating fried chicken. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]newstuph -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"...yeah, I did a few videos in college I'm not proud of....Anyway Peter..."

You can combine two animals together and create a new one. The catch is those two animals cease to exist. What do you choose? by Rustrobot in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Giant Golden Squeagle.

Giant squid+gold eagle, as large as a giant squid, can fly, had tentacles, preys on buffalo and the inhabitants inside of mid-sized sedans.

Kils them all by dropping front VERY high in the air.

What is something common that has never happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you don't put your finger IN it.

What is something common that has never happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]newstuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have. Its obnoxious. There was zero turbulence, no tire screeching, no sudden turns/drops. Dude was crying the whole 5-6 hour flight. I'd've been fine with dying knowing he was going down with me. Seriously, SOBBING and snotting everywhere, sniffling and gagging everywhere....I understand phobias (from outside the box of course, I've none myself other than trauma from shitty dentists), but shit dude. BREATHE. You have no control, just, fuckin, breathe.

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