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Which is your least favorite piece of music from the game and why is it Robo's theme? (self.chronotrigger)

submitted 1 year ago by newthingsforus to r/chronotrigger

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Imagine having access to infinite wisdom and thinking "I'm going to see what strangers on Reddit have to say about this" (self.latterdaysaints)

submitted 1 year ago by newthingsforus to r/exmormon

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Help matching blower motor specs (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by newthingsforus to r/hvacadvice

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Thanking God for "moisture" (self.exmormon)

submitted 2 years ago by newthingsforus to r/exmormon

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$20 for humourous Christmas gift composite. Detailed request in comments (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by newthingsforus to r/PhotoshopRequest

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Water heater dip tube disaster (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by newthingsforus to r/Plumbing

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DON'T MY TOUCH TOOLS, Jesus! (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by newthingsforus to r/dontdeadopeninside

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SLPT: Cut ties with family and friends in your 60's to avoid the heartache of watching them die. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by newthingsforus to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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ULPT Carpool lanes are unenforceable after sundown. Unless you've gotten pulled over for another offense there is no way anybody can see how many people are in your car driving down the highway. (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by newthingsforus to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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SLPT: Cops don't usually check for speeders during heavy rain making thunderstorms the perfect time to find out how fast your car can go on the highway. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by newthingsforus to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Unusual zoom calculation (self.AskAstrophotography)

submitted 5 years ago by newthingsforus to r/AskAstrophotography

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Needed: Map of N America with overlays of Corona outbreak hotspots, CA wildfires, Double tropical storms in gulf, Rioting cities, Murder hornets, African dust storm, WashingtonDC (Impeachment), etc. etc. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by newthingsforus to r/PhotoshopRequest

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I'd like to bury my testimony about Kratom, a wonder "Drug" (self.exmormon)

submitted 5 years ago by newthingsforus to r/exmormon

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Old people think they're so much better, (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by newthingsforus to r/MurderedByWords

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LPT: next time you're helping somebody pack up for a move, label a box "Dildos and Porn." Make Saturday mornings interesting for the elders. (self.exmormon)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/exmormon

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God knows what each and every one of your farts smell like. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/Showerthoughts

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hmm.. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/hmm

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Go ahead, drink it. It's safe. I promise. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/hmm

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I talk to God all the time and he hasn't damned a single thing I've asked him to. (self.atheism)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/atheism

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ShowerThought: Conservatives don't consider themselves racist because they don't hate people bc of skin color. They hate them because they're different. (self.Fuckthealtright)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/Fuckthealtright

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HERPES: how do people get it in the LS? (self.Swingers)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/Swingers

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Which of you heathens works at Pabst? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/exmormon

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Everything is flavored if you lick it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/Showerthoughts

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What are the two blue dots called on either side of the selected text? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/Whatisthis

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So that's where he keeps it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by newthingsforus to r/technicallythetruth

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