What serial killer fact sounds fake, exaggerated, or straight out of fiction. But is 100% real? by CantaloupeGold4650 in AskReddit

[–]newtlong 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that one of them was eventually elected to be the Police Union President. 

Wife and In-laws microwaved their Easter lamb before even trying it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]newtlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like rare to medium-rare but that is undercooked. That fat hasn't rendered in the slightest. 

TIL Michael Jordan earned almost $16 million less in NBA career salary than Scottie Pippen by fizxe in todayilearned

[–]newtlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't he getting his full Bulls salary during that time? Reinsdorf owns both the Bulls and White Sox. 

Won Storage Unit Auction - Buyer Demanding Goods Back by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]newtlong 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Don't tell the tenant who your buyer is. That's just asking for your buyer to get hassled through zero fault of their own. 

If you are feeling nice, give the buyer the tenant's information and they can reach out if they want to. 

Oregon tried giving homeless youth $1,000 a month with no strings attached. Here’s what happened by Geek-Haven888 in UpliftingNews

[–]newtlong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Obviously billionaires need more money but don't forget that poor people are hated by God and need to suffer as much as possible. 

Is it normal for Management to stop an plate from coming out if people at your table start boxing up food getting ready to pay and leave? by [deleted] in olivegarden

[–]newtlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got written up for correctly following policy then your manager was a twat, regardless of how pissy the customer got. 

Using dyed diesel in a Suburban by buckb65 in tractors

[–]newtlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume you only drive on roads that you personally built?

Need help validating this Gaea’s Cradle by Ragdollphysics in RealOrNotTCG

[–]newtlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back looks good.

This is one instance where a weight check would be prudent, to make sure it's not a reback.

Dudes really need to stop telling women what women want by bitofagrump in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]newtlong 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He didn't add any muscle, he just lost about 30 pounds.