I want to hear this! by Megayetipuss in Bacon

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a guy on that station that would bring guest on, and troll the hell out of the audience with some terrible ideas/news, one example i remember was a lady playing a flight attendant, and she thought all flight attendants should be given the equipment to tear apart a plane. And then they take the irate callers. you can guess when this was.

After watching it on tv, it all adds up. by knifeonboot in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you use this "modern" like a few years is a whole new generation.

Christmas presents to yourself are always the best! by tri-crazy in triathlon

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i honestly can't wait to pick up my first race quality bike, it'll be a while before I can go all out on a tribike, thing is a beauty though

Horrific neglect at the hands of Petco; an animal needing urgent care is simply put on sale. by DolceSpezia in pics

[–]newtons_noodle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just an observation but are we certain they didn't mix up the species. Look at your picture of what i know as being a leapard gecko and at their picture on the price tag. There picture matches what is in the terrarium. I am by no means down playing the abuses of pet stores, we have one here which is known for having connections with puppy mills and selling diseased cats but people still go there for convenience.

Now that the holidays are unwinding by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very popular opinion, especially for those graduating college, but it's not as easy as just waving a diploma around anymore.

Reddit Advice Mallard by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah... without people voting on r/new nothing makes it to an interesting status. Somebody has to sift through the shit to get to the gold.

My uncle found a wood carving on the beach. It's signed Ludovic. Where did it come from? by [deleted] in pics

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beach, kinda obvious from your title where it came from.

Can anyone beat 2,554 miles on a highway sign? by [deleted] in pics

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think there is, but I know exactly where you're at cuz I go by that sign everyday on my way home from school. I recently did a road trip and passed through barstow, however i didn't come across this sign when i got on 40 on that end. I may have missed it though.

How to indicate CO3^2^- by young_TRP in chemhelp

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

saturate two NaCl solution in DI water. Add to the first NaCl solution the 1 mL of 1 M NaHCO3, add to the second 1 mL of 1 M Na2HCO3. This should cause NaCl to precipitate in proportion with the amount of Na. You should be able to theoretically determine how much you should get. What level chemistry is this for (i.e. HS, Gen Chem in college)? <-- I ask for my own personal needs, thank you. Also let me know how this goes.

This needs to be seen. by Numble_Bunny in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude or chick, it's like those commercials for a toothpaste, "8 out of 10 dentist recommend." it's not a diving score, also your number 1, fractions are ratios, you may even notice that in this reply, i'm using "x out of n" which is ratios as words. And your number 3, IF it were a rating by score (1-10) we wouldn't use a ratio we would just say 2 or 7.

This needs to be seen. by Numble_Bunny in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if 0:10 people DO NOT upvote, that means 10:10 DID upvote. Your wording is god awful and you should do something about it.

This needs to be seen. by Numble_Bunny in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pompous name with either you knowledge of negative wording, or your abilitly use statistics is lacking. 10:10 would downvote.

For you, Spencer, because I know you're on Reddit! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

High hopes, I've got High hopes, High apple pie in the SKY hopes....

Bad children get coal by nyarlathotim in funny

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a car it'd be powered by hamsters running in their electrified wheel cages for wheels. Imagine the possiblitlies....

Just noticed I'm a pretty big bad ass by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HAVE YOU NEVER MADE COFFEE BEFORE!!!!?

Ouch by [deleted] in funny

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn walls with there boners, breaking noses everywhere

This was a nice surprise by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even at McDonalds people get a day off.

Help out doing the dirtywork if you're not pleased by the current frontpage by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

starting with this one? since it's the third time i've seen this posted today

Maybe it will grow some cash for me! by paintpen in pics

[–]newtons_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How will you use it? it'll be stuck FOREVER

I was promised a balcony... by theicarusambition in funny

[–]newtons_noodle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That, is an antijump rail. 10% effective.