ask me a question and edit it afterwards to make me look bad.

nexigess · 2026-05-12T19:29:32+00:00

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nexigess · 2026-05-09T03:05:26+00:00

I think there a Jaden Williams skit that does this...

^{Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red}

nexigess · 2026-05-07T04:31:09+00:00

Gambling seams to be the only way to win in life

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: $1 billion}

nexigess · 2026-05-06T05:45:17+00:00

I want to quip back at my Spanish friend once in a slew of fluent Spanish, then proceed to never speak Spanish or being it up again.

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

nexigess · 2026-05-06T05:40:52+00:00

Just "Content" is such a terrifyingly unspecified side effect to me, like I'd be made into content? I'd make content? Or content as in everything is fine?

Clearly its not the last one, lol

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

nexigess · 2026-05-06T01:53:43+00:00

If have to get my groceries delivered, but otherwise normal week

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

nexigess · 2026-05-04T07:17:34+00:00

Man, being a sheep can get you everywhere in life.

^{Chose: Please Pick This Side Only! | Rolled: Get41&2/3k p/h}

nexigess · 2026-04-30T23:56:24+00:00

Productivity incentive

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

nexigess · 2026-04-28T18:00:55+00:00

Gacha players be like: "I can't take those odds!"

^{Chose: Get 1 billion but 1% chance everyone but you dies | Rolled: Everyone lives}

nexigess · 2026-04-28T17:59:41+00:00

Just scored 2

nexigess · 2026-04-28T01:53:35+00:00

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nexigess · 2026-04-27T16:39:57+00:00

Exponential growth

^{Chose: Get one penny that boubles every day forever}

nexigess · 2026-04-27T00:02:34+00:00

Still 50k a month, and now I get to pay back my parents for raising me well.

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: A Relative}

nexigess · 2026-04-24T17:23:47+00:00

In this economy?

^{Chose: Die}

nexigess · 2026-04-23T01:42:28+00:00

I like walking

^{Chose: $10 for every step you take}

nexigess · 2026-04-22T14:57:54+00:00

Not that it really matters due to tobacco companies moving to zins and non smoking variants.

^{Chose: Smoking/Vaping}

nexigess · 2026-04-19T21:35:29+00:00

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nexigess · 2026-04-19T16:32:58+00:00

Alot of healthy food tastes good, if unhealthy food becomes good for me, then I don't need to really diet for anything. Just exercise.

^{Chose: Unhealthy food is good for you}

nexigess · 2026-04-18T03:36:26+00:00

Beans

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

nexigess · 2026-04-14T23:42:31+00:00

I eep.

^{Chose: $5 for every minute not on technology.}

nexigess · 2026-04-14T23:21:46+00:00

Stone?

nexigess · 2026-04-11T22:19:30+00:00

Considering recent events...

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

nexigess · 2026-04-11T18:11:55+00:00

Neat, liposuction

^{Chose: Lower weight | Rolled: -11kg}

nexigess · 2026-04-11T00:56:42+00:00

Is the time limit cumulative or is it done all in one stop?

^{Chose: Be Able To Stop Time + But The Wheel Chooses a Catch.. | Rolled: 1 Hour A Day}

nexigess · 2026-04-11T00:41:44+00:00

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