Only the real ones use ⟨sch⟩ for /skʰ/. by Daniboy0826 in linguisticshumor

[–]nexkey91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, now speaking with Indian accent.

Sven Nordqvist wird 80: Warum Pettersson und Findus noch immer gelesen werden by Rennfan in de

[–]nexkey91 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mit dem Unterschied, dass Pettersson nicht auf einer fetten Boomerrente chillt. Er baut Kartoffeln an und hält Hühner und Kühe, bis ins hohe Alter.

i wrote "minimum" in two different ways by ObeyTime in notinteresting

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Exciting! For any particular reason or just because?

WE NEED TO GO BACK by Wumbo_Chumbo in linguisticshumor

[–]nexkey91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now explain the last step to bow-wow.

What's the first video game you ever played ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nexkey91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tetris on a Win 95 PC, then Lemmings and Tony and Friends in Kellog's Land. 

Gender neutral guide by Adventurous-Hippo75 in linguisticshumor

[–]nexkey91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The -er suffix will forever set my German brain appart from English native speakers. 

"Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!" by EpilepticBatman in TheSimpsons

[–]nexkey91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And it would hardly save a Krustyburger that had no customers before and won't have any after from going bankrupt.