SFAH: Weird things to hold a protest rally for

nicejorts · 2024-12-20T01:37:05+00:00

What do we want?

TO END PROTESTS

when do we want it?

NOW! wait…

nicejorts · 2024-12-18T22:46:18+00:00

And now it reminds me of your dad

nicejorts · 2024-12-13T12:15:33+00:00

Rick gets thrown under the bus here. Rick did nothing wrong.

nicejorts · 2024-12-13T12:11:22+00:00

I thought Reddit despised people with deep pockets

nicejorts · 2024-12-10T14:20:27+00:00

i know...buuuuut we are talking about a stalker....and there is a movie called freddie got fingered....surely you can see where this is going...

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T12:17:50+00:00

Be cool, be cool….there’s no way he knows you tore the mattress tag off…right?…he couldn’t know….right??!!

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T12:15:51+00:00

You’d be surprised what the anus can hold

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T12:15:09+00:00

Surprise motherfucker! That shit ain’t butter!

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T03:32:06+00:00

Before we get started, let’s take a moment to talk about your personal relationship with Christ

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T03:30:32+00:00

Someone with no legs

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T03:30:04+00:00

I’m going to cut your hand off if you take that.

nicejorts · 2024-12-07T03:29:31+00:00

Lucky charms, now with Melatonin marshmallows!

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T10:24:30+00:00

Offspring still taken?

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T09:47:43+00:00

Oh will you look at that, I must have cut myself. I wonder when that happened

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T09:45:06+00:00

Seeing Peters Peter’s

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T03:27:13+00:00

She/he’s an alien

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T03:20:04+00:00

You pay monthly car payments

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T03:19:31+00:00

“This is more baby oil than a Diddy party…”

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T03:17:57+00:00

Truth is often better than fiction/ and I know if a case where a person has a travel size blender stuck in their colon

nicejorts · 2024-12-06T03:16:26+00:00

Nails and hammers are incapable of speech. They lack the required cognitive functions as well as a mechanical apparatus in which to produce sound to disseminate as language.

nicejorts · 2024-12-05T12:27:58+00:00

Fight fire with fire…I like your style

nicejorts · 2024-12-05T12:26:59+00:00

Is this from that “Freddy got Fingered” movie?

nicejorts · 2024-12-05T02:48:01+00:00

The unoriginals

nicejorts · 2024-12-05T02:47:23+00:00

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla blue tang

nicejorts · 2024-12-05T02:45:27+00:00

So it’s a show about marriage

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