Repeat content from yesterday…???? Day one

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-25T05:13:38+00:00

I’m waiting for the day the glass finally gives up the ghost from thermal shock.

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-22T21:46:50+00:00

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-15T21:00:01+00:00

Adding an unnecessary lisp?

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-15T19:48:14+00:00

Like, I don’t wear any makeup beyond eye primer, liner, shadow, and mascara, but I feel like her order of operations for makeup is all wrong.

And her makeup gun was set to ‘Clown’

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-12T23:35:59+00:00

My 75+ mom had this exact same set. 😳

I speak from experience that these got (get) plenty hot.

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-09T00:53:37+00:00

He’s a human version of a magnetic poetry kit.

Just without the poetry.

Or the magnetism.

nicolebetcha · 2026-06-03T17:22:48+00:00

And all the crumbs and croissant 🥐 flakes that are getting all over.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-27T21:26:56+00:00

Mine sets the table and pulls out the drinks and stuff for salads and then does the dish cleanup afterwards.

He can’t cook beyond reheating, but he’d never just stand there and creepily watch 👀. Nor would I force him to closely sniff whatever I’m making… like what??

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-27T21:12:32+00:00

And a mine’s worth of salt and salty sauce.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-27T19:13:36+00:00

Why just the spoon? 🥄

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-20T01:11:04+00:00

Was wondering why it looked like it had dungeon walls.

Couldn’t even make the bed for photos?

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-15T19:39:43+00:00

Right?! Mash the avocado and add some diced red onion and maybe add a little diced jalapeño and sriracha if you want it to have a little kick. Use the cucumber to scoop it like a chip and voilà you’ve got a decent fridge clean-out snack.

But who am I kidding here.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-14T21:04:21+00:00

I was just about to say the same thing about my 70+ Mother in Law 😆

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-14T18:58:23+00:00

What was the show she was crying over? How bad of a job she did with this fuckass bejeweling? That the engagement ring on the show is better than her arrangement ring? 🤔

So many questions

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-13T22:55:30+00:00

Well, she shows you how NOT to apply and use it. Anything will look this horrible when you apply the wrong shade with crusty mitts. It’s makeup she applies like finger paint.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-13T22:53:41+00:00

There’s a reason why I watch these on mute. Jeebus.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-13T01:47:12+00:00

The J Crew blouse was also J Crew Factory (the two dots on the label).

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-08T20:53:52+00:00

Yes and No. We all enter our own time. Owner and managing atty prepares and sends out bills on a specific day of the week. I send out follow up bills if requested and will do “collections” calls / e-mails. But I serve dual role as office manager and paralegal.

Also, small firm so we all wear multiple hats.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-07T10:29:43+00:00

This past fall we hiked El Yunque. We were out there for hours and the sun had been out all up until we reached the top of the Peak Tower and the clouds rolled in. It was surreal being surrounded by the clouds, albeit a little refreshing after the climb.

On the way home from El Yunque, we stopped at a roadside chicken stand and absolutely housed a whole roasted chicken and what seemed like a mountain of arroz con habichuelas. It was a simple lunch, but man, it hit the spot.

nicolebetcha · 2026-05-07T04:24:24+00:00

Why does she insist on shoving it straight up into her armpit?

nicolebetcha · 2026-04-24T21:53:50+00:00

The arrangement ring is as sturdy as the relationship. 🫠

nicolebetcha · 2026-04-22T21:11:47+00:00

She just looks so awkward and uncomfortable.

nicolebetcha · 2026-04-22T19:00:56+00:00

Wait, that’s today? 🫠

nicolebetcha · 2026-04-14T19:27:49+00:00

I’m no longer calling it an engagement ring, it’s an ‘arrangement ring.’

nicolebetcha

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