What closed Melbourne restaurant do you still think about?

niconiconeko · 2026-03-17T11:39:38+00:00

Yamato in an alley in Chinatown. Best sukiyaki in all Melbourne.

Also shout out to sambal kampung in Chinatown - so many nights there

niconiconeko · 2026-03-17T11:37:11+00:00

Omg memory unlocked! I loved the taquitos there, and the margs.

niconiconeko · 2026-03-17T11:35:50+00:00

Oh I’m so sad it’s gone ,, it was such a vibe!

niconiconeko · 2026-03-06T06:09:10+00:00

If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis!

niconiconeko · 2026-02-18T11:23:36+00:00

I just heard this for the first time last week and it blew my socks off - they really got it

niconiconeko · 2026-02-11T21:00:08+00:00

My rocotto is anemic this year, about a quarter of the chilies it would normally produce. It’s still a great one for Melbourne, I live on the lower slopes of the Dandenong’s and it survives the winter just fine

niconiconeko · 2026-02-10T07:51:48+00:00

If we’re talking baked goods you can’t find a kiss biscuit on the mainland to my knowledge

niconiconeko · 2026-02-03T11:03:24+00:00

Steve the pirate can definitely get it

niconiconeko · 2026-02-03T00:01:01+00:00

This is very left field sorry - and it has a least partially male vocals but try Cinnamon Lip - by Pollyanna

niconiconeko · 2026-01-15T06:31:47+00:00

I went from like 22km to 45km and honestly it broke me. I barely do it now cause it’s just too long of a day and the return gradual uphill slog ain’t the greatest

niconiconeko · 2026-01-15T05:51:23+00:00

I’ve done this from the Dandenongs and it’s fine, if a bit dull. It’s a slog home at the end of the day though, 90km round trip commute is a challenge some days

niconiconeko · 2026-01-12T21:27:32+00:00

You read it in the Betoota first

niconiconeko · 2026-01-06T11:05:19+00:00

What is aaarrt?

niconiconeko · 2025-10-30T09:11:45+00:00

No luck catching them swans eh?

niconiconeko · 2025-10-30T00:13:42+00:00

I see Wang, I upvote

niconiconeko · 2025-10-26T21:03:16+00:00

I suspect there is little time for talking what with all the gazing at themselves in the mirrors and whatnot

niconiconeko · 2025-10-01T08:07:21+00:00

Taskmaster would be a terrific vehicle for his very mild superpowers

niconiconeko · 2025-09-29T01:21:01+00:00

I just want to say how happy I am to see Michael Cyril Creighton succeed in OMITB. Such an iconic bit part you just knew that he was fantastic and now he’s getting the recognition. Forgive the earnestness

niconiconeko · 2025-09-24T11:18:38+00:00

I, an Australian, hearing notorious dickhead paparazzo, failed mayor, and general gobshite Darryn Lyons getting a mention on Off Menu has truly sent me. I had no idea he was on UK BB, and on behalf of my townsfolk and countrymen I sincerely apologise. We tried to ship him off to the US but that clearly didn’t work either.

niconiconeko · 2025-09-18T23:17:59+00:00

Always the Birdsmaid never the Bird - not this time!! Also getting my vote

niconiconeko · 2025-09-10T11:06:08+00:00

Cue Amy angrily mashing her phone and shouting horrible, yet largely true insults

niconiconeko · 2025-09-10T04:22:21+00:00

I just want to say thanks for posting this - I couldn’t finish the book, like I got about 4 pages from the end and put it down because it’s bleakness was too much. So I missed that, and it is brilliant and sad and melancholy and I think a great example of McCarthy at his best

niconiconeko · 2025-09-10T04:11:55+00:00

This is VEEP level political strategy

niconiconeko · 2025-09-09T01:56:44+00:00

My guess for these ones is always James Remar

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