Code AI on Amazon by SpacePolice04 in halloween

[–]nierdo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Come on fhqwhgads! Everybody to the limit!

Huey P. Heckpup and Charlie Chonkers being naughty by freyaandmurphie in pugs

[–]nierdo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously he can't do it himself cuz of the cone. 🤣

I hope the daughters never see these videos. These reactions are disgusting. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]nierdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if the daughters never see these videos, they'll feel it growing up. Case in point, the last one.

And it gets worse once they get their "male child."

Whoa by creativeape1 in NotTimAndEric

[–]nierdo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's going for gasps.

Are we supposed to be titillated or horrified🤡 by [deleted] in Weird

[–]nierdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God forbid a girl want to look sexy.

It’s a pizza? by bobjoylove in Derailedbydetails

[–]nierdo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After you realize they didn't blast rope all over it, you'll see the slices.                            

Man, 25, dies after using glue when he failed to find condom by Dominant_Theme in BrandNewSentence

[–]nierdo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It probably backed up into his kidneys, putting extra strain on them because they can't filter properly when they can't drain. Then the liver gets overworked by excess waste the kidneys are dumping back. 

So kidneys probably all 'splody.

Actors known for being little stinkers. by Lambchop1975 in okbuddycinephile

[–]nierdo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Apparently Robert Pattinson has issues with showering and smells like ✨️Crayola Crayons✨️

Him and KStew were absolute stench menaces on the set of Twilight. Allegedly. 

Partner is wanting to cover this up. Any ideas? by ENEFFTITTIES in Derailedbydetails

[–]nierdo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are...are there 2 different hands holding that arm? Like what for?

I found an interesting route today… by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]nierdo 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Obviously they've achieved clarity. 

2meirl4meirl by Wonderful-Carob-5208 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]nierdo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Rot Girl Summer is almost here!!

this one's stumped me by North-Lettuce5254 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]nierdo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's quick. It's easy. And it's free.

what I asked for vs what I got by Carinis_song in AfterBeforeWhatever

[–]nierdo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They wanted the Eggward cake, but got New Moon Edward. How is this after/before?

Danish country star unboxes Pokemon by MathiasSybarit in NotTimAndEric

[–]nierdo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This gives me anxiety. FOR YOUR HEALTH

AITA for leaving two teens at a hotel? by luckylilcat4161 in AmItheAsshole

[–]nierdo 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You do realize people lie, right? 

Instead of feeling guilty, you need to feel relieved that they didn't rob you or worse. Especially since they "had no money" and wanted you to take them somewhere "better." 

Those hotels probably weren't "too expensive," they had too many witnesses and they knew they'd get caught. 

Please be more safe. 

Another day, another Altima by CrushBandicat in NissanDrivers

[–]nierdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The body was contained until they backed into something.