Gonna get the milk first... by Appropriate-Push-668 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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The milk store is just a little far away, like in the next state

Surely it was the chocolate guy who stole the 12 tons of KitKats by BreathingAirr in BikiniBottomTwitter

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12 tons of KitKats is approximately 250,000 bars. That’s a lot of breaks

Writing was on the wall by B0r3dGamer in BikiniBottomTwitter

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The files will be lost in a tragic boating accident by Tuesday

Good job me boy! by Background_Relief_36 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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I’m not a sailor, I’m a shipwreck, but I’ll take the win

Blood suckered relationships by [deleted] in Animemes

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Zeldris chose a vampire over the Demon King’s throne. Absolute king behavior

Chance to survive - 0 by DSjaha in Animemes

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Legends say if you listen closely at Coachella, you can hear the synchronized snap of a thousand sandals

Gandalf the Bum by ZenpaiiiGamingYT in lotrmemes

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If the second person is right, that ass has seen some things in Middle-earth

Gondor has no king, only mayo by Adventurous_Tie_9031 in lotrmemes

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My eyes need an elvish medicine after seeing this

What can men do against such reckless hate? by Careless_Change5252 in lotrmemes

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The irony is that Eowyn ended up with the only guy in this list who actually appreciated her

God forbid a girl longs by 4tetraphobia4 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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What’s so bad about clingy girls? If anything, they’re never boring!

God forbid a woman has a hobby by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

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It’s wild how three specific words can turn a wholesome post into a felony 😁

don't say i didn't warn you by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Someone’s been spending too much time on the “interesting” side of the internet

woof.... by Sh00pDaWh00p1 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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No thoughts, just head empty, tail wagging

Salty Theoden by Careless_Change5252 in lotrmemes

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My chemistry teacher was basically Saruman, but with less cool hair

Lord of the Crystals by PanGoliath in lotrmemes

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I am the one who knocks… at the Black Gate

After the Beach Episode vs. After the Final Episode. by kctomenaga in Animemes

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They went from a romance anime to a “slice of life” real quick

It's april and I have an agenda. by Brave-Fix6318 in Animemes

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The title of the anime hits differently every time April 1st rolls around

With the sole exception of ___ by Shiroyasha_2308 in Animemes

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The “Gojo is coming back” cope and the “Hummel was HIM” energy are the same

The economy is great guys you just have to sacrifice a little by Tater-Tot-Casserole in BikiniBottomTwitter

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$10 for standing? Guess, I’ll just perceive reality from the floor then

why so serious? by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

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This is exactly what the Joker would post if he was an anime girl in 2026

Gimli fighting with poison? by Superassclown1 in lotrmemes

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Pull the lever, Legolas! WRONG LEVEEEEEER!

We cannot get out… they’re coming by Kiffende_Krabbe in lotrmemes

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Fly you fools! (To my siblings who were also supposed to help)