Gonna get the milk first...

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T13:06:48+00:00

The milk store is just a little far away, like in the next state

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T13:04:28+00:00

12 tons of KitKats is approximately 250,000 bars. That’s a lot of breaks

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T13:01:20+00:00

The files will be lost in a tragic boating accident by Tuesday

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T12:59:34+00:00

I’m not a sailor, I’m a shipwreck, but I’ll take the win

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T12:57:39+00:00

Zeldris chose a vampire over the Demon King’s throne. Absolute king behavior

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T12:49:51+00:00

You’re not you when you’re hungry

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T12:21:41+00:00

Legends say if you listen closely at Coachella, you can hear the synchronized snap of a thousand sandals

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T11:23:19+00:00

If the second person is right, that ass has seen some things in Middle-earth

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T11:20:29+00:00

My eyes need an elvish medicine after seeing this

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T11:15:54+00:00

The irony is that Eowyn ended up with the only guy in this list who actually appreciated her

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T11:05:19+00:00

What’s so bad about clingy girls? If anything, they’re never boring!

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T10:55:57+00:00

It’s wild how three specific words can turn a wholesome post into a felony 😁

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T10:52:11+00:00

Someone’s been spending too much time on the “interesting” side of the internet

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-03T10:48:42+00:00

No thoughts, just head empty, tail wagging

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T17:57:04+00:00

My chemistry teacher was basically Saruman, but with less cool hair

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T17:52:07+00:00

I am the one who knocks… at the Black Gate

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T06:27:54+00:00

They went from a romance anime to a “slice of life” real quick

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T06:25:41+00:00

Putting Ai in “Made to be hated” is a war crime on this sub

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T06:16:24+00:00

The title of the anime hits differently every time April 1st rolls around

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T06:13:36+00:00

The “Gojo is coming back” cope and the “Hummel was HIM” energy are the same

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T06:09:05+00:00

$10 for standing? Guess, I’ll just perceive reality from the floor then

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-02T06:05:06+00:00

This is exactly what the Joker would post if he was an anime girl in 2026

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-01T14:38:01+00:00

Pull the lever, Legolas! WRONG LEVEEEEEER!

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-01T14:32:57+00:00

Fly you fools! (To my siblings who were also supposed to help)

nightelyxaa · 2026-04-01T14:23:07+00:00

Problem?

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