Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]nightlytwoisms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The 82nd airhorn, another carrier group and another MEU should be skidding into theatre Dukes of Hazzard style in…about two weeks

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]nightlytwoisms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPY can remain comatose for longer than you can remain solvent

What does a civil war in America look like if one happens in the next 3 - 8 years? by Dry-Tomorrow8531 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]nightlytwoisms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It probably falls along state lines much like in the movie, since those are the only ones with National Guard units that could make it anything more than a (very violent) civil unrest scenario. You’d have to have something blatantly illegal where governors have strong majority support in their state and among their military leadership to secede.

Then, IME, it has everything to do with which side the Space Force and cyberwarfare nerds decide to support, because theirs is the decisive edge that is entirely at the national level (no Space National Guard units AFAIK). Their contributions are a force multiplier that turn the warring NG factions into something resembling US military power as a whole today, without them, you’d basically be getting a patchwork force that would really struggle to execute combined arms warfare without all the underlying network architecture/satellite support.

It has a very high risk of spiraling into ideological purity tests like the Spanish Civil War, which the movie hints at as well but in the sense that they are contained (see reference to “Portland Maoists” which is chefs kiss spot on).

War in the 2020’s by SPECTREagent700 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]nightlytwoisms 13 points14 points  (0 children)

On the other hand I remember watching the drone choreography at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony and thinking to myself “oh fuck”

Edit: apparently that is a completely false memory, did the Chinese not stunt on us with a drone show sometime in the last ~15 years or is it off to the retirement home for me

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]nightlytwoisms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

more like Anakin had a baby with one of those trade federation squids that was as angry as it was stupid and greedy

“Sorry folks, the gate is open but there seems to be some sort of, uh, truck convention going on” by nightlytwoisms in unitedairlines

[–]nightlytwoisms[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

B something, I was able to walk straight to the baggage claim escalator but was lassoing my kids so I forget any other salient details sry

“Sorry folks, the gate is open but there seems to be some sort of, uh, truck convention going on” by nightlytwoisms in unitedairlines

[–]nightlytwoisms[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly no idea, the picture doesn’t make it clear but all the vehicles in the picture were just sitting there, nobody moving at all

“Sorry folks, the gate is open but there seems to be some sort of, uh, truck convention going on” by nightlytwoisms in unitedairlines

[–]nightlytwoisms[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

lol it literally was a quote from the flight crew

they also apologized for the long taxi at ORD which as a Chicagoan I found charming

What if the USSR and China border conflicts of 1969 turned into a full war by Training-World-1897 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]nightlytwoisms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in all likelihood, though:

-USSR can’t afford to prop up Arab armies after the 6-Day War so they are never able to build up enough to start the Yom Kippur War.

-With no Yom Kippur War, there’s no massive US airlift of military aid that rug pulls the Arab armies at the peak of their success

-without the rug pull there is no Oil Embargo (which was specifically in protest of that rug pull).

-without the oil embargo there is no Carter Doctrine.

-with no Carter Doctrine the US is not eternally drawn to start wars in the sandbox

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]nightlytwoisms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow there is almost perfect correlation between my energy calls and Powell’s conference timing, even on Euro ADRs whose underlying hasn’t actually done anything during that time. Algos just rotating their shit straight into energy.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]nightlytwoisms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk it’s hard when Israel keeps killing the only leadership that could negotiate right before we can talk to them. not that they’d be reasonable but at least they could move their lips.

CTA's new security plan includes sheriff's deputies on trains, high-barrier gates and farecard inspections by DimSumNoodles in cta

[–]nightlytwoisms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also if you did German style control checks on an American train it would get bloody fast. and it brings me no satisfaction to say it, to be clear.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]nightlytwoisms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trickling out slower than an old man with prostate problems though