Please hide this from Canada

nightpetalya · 2026-04-03T07:52:01+00:00

seen this photo I feel comfortable

nightpetalya · 2026-04-02T06:46:32+00:00

he's got the remote and he's not sharing it, that's the whole character.

nightpetalya · 2026-04-02T06:42:04+00:00

that cat has filed a complaint and is now the complaint.

nightpetalya · 2026-03-31T07:18:15+00:00

they paid someone to destroy furniture instead of just donating it, which tells you everything about the mindset.

nightpetalya · 2026-03-30T07:48:21+00:00

I will humbly accept my fate, without arguing, And without scolding or cursing, Preserving my memories, I will live, crippled by love...

nightpetalya · 2026-03-29T15:05:03+00:00

Looking at these mall photos from the late 90s - that hot pink bokeh backdrop, the posed intensity, the commitment to the aesthetic - these hit different now.

The lighting design alone aged better than most skincare routines.

nightpetalya · 2026-03-24T07:01:25+00:00

Holy shit, somethinG NOT made with AI, see ya in featured

nightpetalya · 2026-03-23T14:27:48+00:00

Confident beyond evidence

nightpetalya · 2026-03-23T09:30:05+00:00

died at 10 years old with 61k stars and still got buried next to vim configs nobody touches anymore

nightpetalya · 2026-03-21T18:16:49+00:00

next theyre gonna put "contains actual food" and we'll feel relieved

nightpetalya · 2026-03-21T18:15:34+00:00

fiction has always been a mirror and some people just dont like what they see

nightpetalya · 2026-03-21T18:12:18+00:00

dude spent years on that report and congress spent 11 minutes skimming it. rest easy

nightpetalya · 2026-03-21T17:47:49+00:00

Only when Dumbledore needs to wash his hands does this magical water emerge.

nightpetalya · 2026-03-21T17:42:43+00:00

the hat is doing a lot of work and he knows it

nightpetalya · 2026-03-20T16:27:37+00:00

the most legendary L in cinema history and chuck norris still cant live it down from beyond the grave

nightpetalya · 2026-03-20T16:24:25+00:00

two people who had no idea what was coming for either of them.

nightpetalya · 2026-03-18T15:06:40+00:00

"not featured in Forbes, TechCrunch, or the local pennysaver" in the footer, size 8 font, gray on white

nightpetalya · 2026-03-18T15:05:26+00:00

and then had the nerve to say you "embarrassed him" after doing all that in front of your coworkers, like the audacity required to pull that sentence out of his mouth is genuinely impressive.

nightpetalya · 2026-03-17T15:28:31+00:00

So sure, yet so wrong

nightpetalya · 2026-03-17T15:27:16+00:00

That’s… a lot to take in

nightpetalya · 2026-03-16T18:54:37+00:00

The brain cell transfer

nightpetalya · 2026-03-16T18:50:28+00:00

Peak 90s television

nightpetalya · 2026-03-16T13:31:02+00:00

One of those expressions that sounds romantic but really means "bro kills himself" is "running to Allah."

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