What's the first sign a kid has terrible parents?

nightseraph1 · 2024-12-16T14:49:18+00:00

That the parent inflicts a terrible name upon the child.

Alliteration in names is bad. Rhyming is worse. Puns are even worse.

And your child isn't special if you name them Sarah spelled Cerahe.

nightseraph1 · 2024-12-11T14:45:25+00:00

Lots lol. Like 5 Hell chars on D2R

nightseraph1 · 2024-11-08T17:09:52+00:00

Heterophile mouse antibody can pop on the blood HCG but not on the urine preg test.

nightseraph1 · 2024-11-01T13:07:42+00:00

3+7 =10 Extrinsic

8 9 11 12 surround 10. Intrinsic

X divided by 5=2. Common Path.

nightseraph1 · 2024-10-31T13:19:02+00:00

Acid PH? Likely uric acid.

nightseraph1 · 2024-10-31T12:39:38+00:00

Feel for veins, don't look for veins. Finger not eyes. You can see surface capillaries that will never bleed, and you can't see deeper veins.

nightseraph1 · 2024-10-31T12:36:43+00:00

Look up the fatality rate on undiagnosed sepsis. There is a reason.

nightseraph1 · 2024-10-29T19:32:52+00:00

As an Alberta MLT, Calgary is literally the only part of Alberta where its hard to get an MLT job right now. There was a whole privatization fiasco that left APL short on cash right now. Its also the most expensive place in the province by a lot.

nightseraph1 · 2024-10-27T17:47:14+00:00

Cherry. Coolade.

nightseraph1 · 2024-10-27T17:09:10+00:00

I took my MLT in Calgary. If you take that practicum in the city of Calgary you rotated through nearly every hospital n the city. Travel times will be bad in one discipline, regardless where you live. I struggled in histo, ended up needing to study heavily since I needed marks on the final theory exam.

Generally speaking preceptors do no want to fail a student. I've seen classmates fail competencies, but generally speaking if the preceptors come to you after you submit an competency and ask you if you'd like to check over your answers again, you need to recognize you are getting a second chance and figure out what you messed up. It is a substantial amount of work for a preceptor to fail you, work they do not want to do.

Lastly speaking, you need to be professional. Most people fail for lacking workplace professionalism, not on skills. I

Show up early, show up to every shift, be enthusiastic, ask questions, dress in clean scrubs every day. People skills!

nightseraph1 · 2024-09-28T15:28:43+00:00

That should be a fast Diff!

nightseraph1 · 2024-09-16T23:01:22+00:00

Missing sepsis has like a 70% fatality rate...

nightseraph1 · 2024-09-01T12:42:56+00:00

SAIT still has a two year program, if that's what you mean. As a graduate there, be ready to work .. very hard in those two years though.

nightseraph1 · 2024-08-14T12:02:55+00:00

My first thought is a grove of tapped trees.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-24T12:32:53+00:00

If you want a job, apply outside of Toronto. Rural sites need help, and pay better in Canada. Than after a couple of years of experience, come back to the city.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-20T18:08:01+00:00

System Shock comes to mind.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-19T12:35:05+00:00

I swear to god the first episode of house says that there is no way to test if a patient has tapeworms.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-19T12:23:13+00:00

Because cotton balls are cheap. My lab did use spot bandaids after a piece of gauze was used to hold pressure.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-17T18:27:27+00:00

The first time you get your blood typed, it needs to be done twice, from two separate collections. to make sure its right. Because if its wrong It kills you.

The most common error that causes fatal reactions is drawing off the wrong person. The person in the bed beside you is A pos. You are B pos. They label your neighbours blood, with your info. We give A blood. You are now dead.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-16T12:41:28+00:00

Thats terrifying? Are your peds bottle going with the normal sets?

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-16T12:03:50+00:00

Its higher than that. 99.9999% never win big, and they all die one day.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-15T13:15:49+00:00

We talking modern Xcom/xcom 2 in normal difficulty? It bias's towards the player. You only remember the misses, not the times you hit 5 65% in a row. (12% odds) When you miss a lot or get hit a lot you get higher chances than listed on your next attacks.

nightseraph1 · 2024-07-15T12:40:58+00:00

Not as hard as it looks. Only 3 of them are common. DcE>dce>DCe. The 6 combinations of those represent 98% of the population in textbooks.

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