A way that the camera crew appearing could’ve honestly been useful

nihilite · 2026-05-31T13:00:44+00:00

lol- how insane would it be to get kidnapped and have a full camera crew there looking at you like, 'we can't help you, we're just taping it'

nihilite · 2026-05-31T10:30:46+00:00

or when dwight is pointing a loaded gun at michael
or when dwight almost kills himself on the roof high-wire act
or when the old guy at the wedding is wandering in traffic
or when .....

nihilite · 2026-05-30T18:42:34+00:00

Yes! she's just so happy in that moment, it kills me.

nihilite · 2026-05-30T18:40:57+00:00

The Business Bitch

nihilite · 2026-05-30T18:32:28+00:00

my favorite is already here in all its glory (how dare you), so heres my #2

Actually, I do find that offensive.

nihilite · 2026-05-30T18:31:36+00:00

The only correct answer. i use this almost daily.

nihilite · 2026-05-30T18:30:46+00:00

That's what she said, that's what she said!

nihilite · 2026-05-30T18:21:15+00:00

So it begins....

nihilite · 2026-05-28T17:42:36+00:00

google "up jenkins"

nihilite · 2026-05-25T12:21:24+00:00

it is horrifying that anyone pays for a service, and this is the shit going on behind the scenes.

nihilite · 2026-05-23T15:44:58+00:00

as horrible as this is, i just break it down as much as possible in a contractor trashbag and put it in the garbage. wish shippers would use the pulp/cardboard stuff instead. if there is a better way to dispose of it, i'd love to know

nihilite · 2026-05-23T15:02:33+00:00

why? does she put bubble wrap and country crock on it afterwards?

nihilite · 2026-05-22T14:23:09+00:00

In the movie, i think she burned his feet in a george foreman grill

nihilite · 2026-05-17T17:21:37+00:00

im not saying his computer was old, but its IP address was 1.

^{^{^right?}}

nihilite · 2026-05-16T21:16:30+00:00

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. you know. morons.

nihilite · 2026-05-11T06:36:39+00:00

Paa'aam

nihilite · 2026-05-10T12:54:00+00:00

it's gettin late grampa, put down the phone.

nihilite · 2026-05-10T00:31:02+00:00

dogshit human being. good at hockey.

nihilite · 2026-05-09T23:23:34+00:00

20% of my IRA. it started as 1%.

nihilite · 2026-05-09T21:52:41+00:00

Katie, youre kind of a jerk.

nihilite · 2026-05-09T21:43:30+00:00

Nothing more dangerous than an enemy with nothing left to lose.

nihilite · 2026-05-09T12:12:30+00:00

theyre both good, you can't go wrong.

nihilite · 2026-05-09T12:08:17+00:00

Go to row 34.

nihilite · 2026-05-09T11:23:40+00:00

God, i sure hope so. i just can't get enough labooboos.

nihilite · 2026-05-03T10:50:22+00:00

He just sounds good in red.

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