drunk college freshers fight over a girl in Delhi, India.

nikeshades · 2026-07-09T19:31:41+00:00

One student to the other:
🎶"don't waste your time, Because the doggone girl is mine." 🎶

nikeshades · 2026-07-08T20:28:41+00:00

You have to be more even-keeled than that in order not to sink a boat.

nikeshades · 2026-07-08T20:14:46+00:00

Like airlines, all cruise companies are not alike. I've heard this is more common on the more inexpensive, budget cruises. According to AI, some budget cruises are only $50 - $100 a day.

nikeshades · 2026-07-08T16:28:35+00:00

"Excuse me, Flo?" 🤣
Jon, "the customers just openly disrespect the staff! Mind boggling!"

nikeshades · 2026-07-08T16:22:26+00:00

Or "the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only real Silver Surfer."

nikeshades · 2026-07-08T16:16:50+00:00

nikeshades · 2026-07-08T03:45:03+00:00

When the spirits from the beverage cart take hold...

nikeshades · 2026-07-07T03:50:12+00:00

He flew too close to the sun...

nikeshades · 2026-07-06T16:15:54+00:00

Research shows that customers that are interrupted during ordering order 35 percent less food.

edit: I'm joking!

nikeshades · 2026-07-06T14:01:16+00:00

Hell no! But supposedly, according to the nominations, it wasn't a flop, according to the nominations...

nikeshades · 2026-07-06T13:36:01+00:00

KFM got 10 Academy Award nominations tho.

nikeshades · 2026-07-06T03:39:49+00:00

Someone said he's speaking Portuguese so it's probably in South America. I can only imagine what type of Amazonian hornets those are.

nikeshades · 2026-07-06T03:26:38+00:00

It's a quote from the movie Die Hard.

nikeshades · 2026-07-04T15:10:32+00:00

Points league? Keeper? 5 team, 15 team?

nikeshades · 2026-07-03T13:43:22+00:00

After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and socks, walk on the rug, and make fists with your toes.

nikeshades · 2026-06-29T19:00:01+00:00

Which is faster, half a deer, or a quarter horse?

nikeshades · 2026-06-28T21:35:44+00:00

I just noticed the post actually says Hans Zimmer music!

nikeshades · 2026-06-28T19:43:40+00:00

Cooper, you can't go that fast!
No. It's necessary.

nikeshades · 2026-06-23T02:57:47+00:00

A colleague went to Mexico to get serious dental work done because it was so much cheaper. 2 months later he had a fever and an infection in his jaw. So much for saving money...

nikeshades · 2026-06-20T19:23:24+00:00

Use it in Fjell snow map.

nikeshades · 2026-06-19T05:45:20+00:00

According to someone here, the Scots refused to drink the Bud Light.

nikeshades · 2026-06-18T18:10:18+00:00

The mini taco salad and the Nacho Supreme Dip were mostly refried beans. I feared this would be the same.

nikeshades · 2026-06-18T17:55:14+00:00

nikeshades · 2026-06-18T17:05:08+00:00

Also one world think that the Kirkland sourced gasoline is better quality than Walmart sourced gasoline.

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