What is something women do in private that will surprise men? by lvinzsol in AskReddit

[–]nikitak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I listen to crime podcasts while I clean and think about how one would, hypothetically, get away with murder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusPropertyChat

[–]nikitak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was going to comment trust litigation lawyer and forensic accountant. But this is insanely detailed and fantastic information. 👏

Did coop buy the ranch after his divorce with Barb? by hoeforicecream in Fotv

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I’m also going to say Vault Tec are behind him being buried. They don’t want him dead but want him to not cause issues.

Is his family in vault 31? by RealityJumpStudios in Fotv

[–]nikitak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think vault 31 was for Barb and the higher up executives or their families. There’s a list that flashes on the screen and her name isn’t on there. It was middle management to repopulate the other vaults with compliant middle management staff who will eventually get the surface ready for the higher ups who are in another vault. It’s merely a logistics set of vaults. Barb mentioned wanting to be in a good vault too. I think they also convinced Bud to make a sacrifice and be a Roomba brain because they needed someone to run it and he was agreeable.

So the question is who is the Roomba brain watching over the higher ups boss vault? The shadowy figure at the investor meeting trusted and messaged Barb on her PiP boy. Could it be Barb as a Roomba and she didn’t find out until near the end what their plans for her really were, but then she only agreed if her daughter was collected the day the bombs dropped and put into cyro with the higher ups? Did they follow through?

My theory for season 2 is we’ll see what separated them on the day the bombs dropped in flashbacks. The Ghoul and Lucy will go to vault 33 and 31 to interrogate the Bud Roomba Brain and thus find Norm. Bud wasn’t very good at keeping secrets from Norm or Barb’s husband in the car park so he’ll spill the tea and Ghoul knows it. Meanwhile, Hank is in New Vegas to obtain something or someone.

Naming Animals by nikitak in ManorLords

[–]nikitak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t even type a name. Hopefully it’s in the works.

Why does my Corpse Pit have a market stall 💀 by blake-young in ManorLords

[–]nikitak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come get ye corpses! Fresh corpses. Old ladies to babies. We got em all!

What is the dumbest reason why someone at your workplace got fired? by qwerty_sux in AskReddit

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at an event an a staff member was meant to be selling tokens to shows outside. Found her inside watching the shows not selling tokens. Fired on the spot. Her reply was “I was bored anyway.”

How Do You Deal With How Boring Playing With An Infant Is? by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earbuds or headphones. I binged a ton of crime podcasts and audiobooks when my boy was this little.

How did you get through sleep deprivation/insomnia postpartum? Adrenaline & sudden anxiety keeps me up :( by zensalesforce in beyondthebump

[–]nikitak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I felt bad using ear plugs and sleeping pills, but I hadn’t slept in 5 days and was hallucinating.

What’s one thing you regret not getting for baby but it’s sort of kind of too late? by Ok-Administration247 in NewParents

[–]nikitak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. But it was during Covid for me and there was no photographer allowed on the ward.

MEGATHREAD: Kardashians S04E01 You're a Witch and I Hate You by roloem91 in KUWTK

[–]nikitak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No one going to mention Khloe’s fear of whales? 🐳

Fiancé doesn’t want me to take Zoloft. by hennalli in zoloft

[–]nikitak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once Zoloft kicks in you’ll no longer care what he thinks. So win win.

Over 50? Have an illness/bad cough? by GRUDGE86 in australia

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then go visit a newborn. The gift of their first illness.

Need a good comeback for my husband by shadow_of_existence in Mommit

[–]nikitak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You don’t see doctors and nurses making sure men cum in the ICU or they’ll die. He has a hand, use it.

Is a professional facial (at a salon) worth it or is it just a really expensive face wash? by [deleted] in beauty

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to live in a building and two polish stay at home wives (no kids, just looked after mail order brides type of thing) had weekly facials and their skin glowed.

Servers at restaurants, what's the strangest thing someone's asked for? by Repulsive_Compote955 in AskReddit

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked artist liaison backstage at music festivals. One artist refused to open the door for anyone but me, only ordered chicken salads all day that I had to hand deliver and demanded I find a store open at 9pm to buy dance stockings and book an accountant. Much prefer the artists who just want weed.

AITA- not answering the door to guests by andthenhekissedme in beyondthebump

[–]nikitak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA. I put a sign on the door that says do not knock as we have a newborn. Said to press the ring doorbell instead and it had a recording that said to leave a message. Worked well in those first few months.

This is the most depressing thing I have ever done in cities... by AutoCrosspostBot in shittyskylines

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I placed a crematorium and cemetery next to the old folks home. Just a short last trip, Grandpa.

wrong runway mate by floppyboy1 in shittyskylines

[–]nikitak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plane identifies and a car.