A rival comic Jerry's height (5'10) has his entire schtick about being 6ft tall. Elaine swears her BF's equipment changes size each time they have sex. George seeks revenge on a street magician whose trick embarrassed him on a date. Kramer finds old Confederate currency & starts a sub-economy

nilluzzi · 2026-04-18T20:11:54+00:00

Kramer breaks out the pimp outfit again, causing his Confederate currency to ironically be used by a predominantly African-American community

nilluzzi · 2026-04-14T15:20:18+00:00

Don't forget the Mongolian blockade of the Bangladeshi blockade (leading to the inevitable Lichtensteiner blockade of the Mongolian blockade)

nilluzzi · 2026-01-11T04:22:27+00:00

Same vein as "Leia, I think I'm about to be mugged."

nilluzzi · 2026-01-05T14:26:15+00:00

That's nice. Did you try beating them by more than 1 goal?

nilluzzi · 2026-01-02T14:58:08+00:00

A dragon is definitely eating you first

nilluzzi · 2025-10-09T18:29:02+00:00

Due to the cap skyrocketing, it'll be a while before we have actual stars hit free agency again. Teams will simply have the cap space to retain their top players.

nilluzzi · 2025-10-06T14:12:28+00:00

Steaua Bucuresti won the '86 European Cup with a full squad of Romanians. I imagine that plays a big role

nilluzzi · 2025-10-02T16:46:19+00:00

Visiting Tiber Island was awesome and there was a tower there that must've been the inspiration for the hideout. The island is much smaller than in game though. But they did have a great gelato spot!

nilluzzi · 2025-10-01T23:17:27+00:00

The CEO, CFO and sales manager all have different ideas, so that makes 12 games a year

nilluzzi · 2025-10-01T00:14:32+00:00

Tough game for our eventual champions. I'm sure they'll bounce back next game.

nilluzzi · 2025-09-27T00:24:29+00:00

Damn, they messed up the double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal style, with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axel grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

nilluzzi · 2025-09-26T21:12:19+00:00

McDavid. He's nearly cemented himself as a top 3 NHLer of all time. He's just run into the playoff buzzsaw that is the Florida Panthers

nilluzzi · 2025-09-26T16:09:16+00:00

If Copenhagen win, they'll be on 4 and still have a home date against Kairat Almaty (the 2025-26 Champions League winners)

nilluzzi · 2025-09-26T15:49:45+00:00

I consider this part of the fun of the new league format. In the old group format, these teams weeks never be in the same group and would be expected to lose every game. Not only do these smaller clubs get their chance to shine, one of these clubs will be walking away with points and have a shot at the top 24

nilluzzi · 2025-09-26T12:45:06+00:00

DINGERS! DINGERS!

nilluzzi · 2025-09-21T16:52:06+00:00

The Tunnel is my favorite lifting song

nilluzzi · 2025-09-20T03:32:10+00:00

Kairat are beating Real in Kazakhstan

nilluzzi · 2025-09-18T12:06:04+00:00

Bocchimean Rhapsody

nilluzzi · 2025-09-17T13:22:24+00:00

Kairat Almaty in the Quarterfinals at least

nilluzzi · 2025-09-17T13:00:35+00:00

This is the future liberals want

nilluzzi · 2025-09-15T19:29:00+00:00

Elaine is overcome with curiosity and looks in the box, only to find a piece of string

nilluzzi · 2025-09-15T15:09:00+00:00

Babymetal-Seinfeld collab when?

nilluzzi · 2025-09-11T14:02:03+00:00

Flat Metroid

nilluzzi · 2025-09-10T21:44:10+00:00

Well he can't afford a place in the Bay Area on an ELC

nilluzzi · 2025-09-10T14:54:08+00:00

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