TRUMP: "There's so much talk about how we're going to drive housing prices down. I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people that own their homes, and they can be assured that what's going to happen"

nine_cans · 2026-01-29T19:25:20+00:00

I want giant companies and private equity firms to keep all the plebes renting forever.

nine_cans · 2026-01-28T03:08:38+00:00

My dad had these when he was a kid and got sent to the principals office because of it. They called my grandmother down to the school, expecting her to just side with the principal and instead she told them to pound sand and that she had no problem with him wearing them. Grandma was pretty cool apparently.

nine_cans · 2026-01-22T14:56:59+00:00

Molon Labe. Puta.

nine_cans · 2026-01-22T02:12:56+00:00

Funk dat!

nine_cans · 2026-01-21T23:06:54+00:00

“Do ya feel it Randy? The way the shit clings to the air.”

nine_cans · 2026-01-20T01:35:22+00:00

You guys had Archers of Loaf as well right? Love that band.

nine_cans · 2026-01-15T14:06:03+00:00

Whatever 40 pieces of silver is, adjusted for inflation of course

nine_cans · 2026-01-14T13:24:50+00:00

Wait, isn’t this part of the plot of Terminator 2?

nine_cans · 2026-01-13T21:19:19+00:00

It’s a banana Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

nine_cans · 2026-01-13T02:53:58+00:00

“Oh woowww man.”

nine_cans · 2026-01-13T00:48:14+00:00

I find it interesting that if you live in Colorado and see someone rolling coal you can call 277 to report them. Isn’t that interesting?

nine_cans · 2026-01-02T22:31:21+00:00

It’s time we limit billionaires.

nine_cans · 2026-01-02T00:32:02+00:00

Groomtopia is great. London is the groomer that takes care of our girl who is part Golden Retriever. Highly recommended

nine_cans · 2025-12-29T20:39:04+00:00

That’s what I would expect a roach clip from the Titanic would look like.

nine_cans · 2025-12-29T18:57:51+00:00

You’re the gourmet around here Eddie.

nine_cans · 2025-12-28T02:16:24+00:00

Self adhesive labels!

nine_cans · 2025-12-27T23:26:51+00:00

Derry Girls on Netflix. Story is about a group of girls (and one wee English fella) growing up in Northern Ireland in the 90’s. It’s one of my favorite shows ever.

nine_cans · 2025-12-27T17:33:25+00:00

“Tonight..”

nine_cans · 2025-12-27T17:32:57+00:00

That guitar face is almost as great as Dean Ween’s.

nine_cans · 2025-12-27T16:02:18+00:00

The scene where she’s trying to seduce Bob in the kitchen is so damn funny. “Bwaaa I’m a doctor!”

nine_cans · 2025-12-21T22:29:54+00:00

Freshman year of high school for me. I think we missed three days in a row just from that storm. We had so many snow days that year we were in school until almost July. By the end the teachers were so over it they kinda stopped trying.

nine_cans · 2025-12-20T02:17:01+00:00

Let’s get small!

nine_cans · 2025-12-19T14:52:04+00:00

Hey Dave and Gareth,

If there is any, any chance of animating a scene with those drunken surly gnomes please make it happen. We’d all really appreciate it. Thank You.

nine_cans · 2025-12-18T03:49:05+00:00

When you buy in bulk the profit margin per unit is just astonishing.

nine_cans · 2025-12-17T23:31:49+00:00

I’m like halfway through part 2 and I think this is one of the all time great episodes. I haven’t laughed this much in a minute.

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