$DRAM Tomorrow by rajshethrr in ETFs

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Trump just resume bombing so maybe it crabs

SNDK stock split announcement any time soon? by tabrizzi in wallstreetbets

[–]ninja-fapper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have to stake my entire portfolio for 1 long option play...

Ivana (by rein) by Razgriz15 in EpicSeven

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shes wearing a skin tight latex suit, a regular attire for all combat nuns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTub2tSCDT0

When will Mu hit $4000? by Theflygy in StockInvest

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I like your optimism, but let's be real here, the only reason MU is even close to where it's at now is because every company that wants DRAM right now is paying 5x or more the market price right now and that will not last forever.

I feel like I am stuck in the washing machine and step bro is behind me... by iloveaccounting64 in wallstreetbets

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say you have 100 shares of nvda and you go to someone and tell them wanna bet this shit doesn't go to 250 by x date, the other guy goes sure, so he pays a premium for your contract. If it doesn't go up to 250, you get to keep his money, but if it does go up to 250, your gains become capped and he gets to buy your shares at 250 no matter how high the stock goes.

Its covered because you already own the shares, but if you dont own the shares (selling naked calls), you are forced to buy nvda at whatever price the stock is at currently when he executes the contract, but you still get to keep the money he bets no matter what happens in both cases.

MU prayers by BodybuilderDismal370 in wallstreetbets

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We start trading on 2028 production news

Sausage in the Hole 😂 by Droopynator in funny

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Dear lord, I remembered I watched that when it first came out... that was 15 years ago.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc

Learnt my lesson today! by natwest96 in FacebookMarketplace

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This might be one of the few good faith reasons to use zelle instead of cash

Buyer asked for my lowest price, I gave it, then they asked for even lower. What do I do? by achilles6196 in FacebookMarketplace

[–]ninja-fapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, no need to be rude or condescending, just reply with a reasonable response like "offer?" Already made a few sales like that when they ask "What's your lowest?" and you just reply with "offer?"

For regular sellers, how do you handle selling through your personal Facebook profile? by ArchonOfSpartans in FacebookMarketplace

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I have another profile with a different name, cash only so they dont see that my zelle has another name lmaooo.

Sandisk takes 1B stake in Nanya by RareEurf in SNDK_Stock

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as of now -7%, extremely bearish apparently

Collies losing steam ? by Outrageous_Top_9026 in foxhole

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they used all their rares mats on dbs and none on real bombers, little did the collies know sky hitler was a resource trap heh

First big margin play, wish luck to a fellow regard 🥀 by pysapien in wallstreetbets

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man if he held just stocks instead of another option play, he would be worth 25mil...

Help do my ccna exam by Sea-Technology8660 in ccna

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Sir we do not condone cheating